The mark was set extremely high for first annual BMR funeral. If Bobby would have got in that casket like he was suppose to than this funeral would have been almost impossible to beat. Nominations will begin around New Years for next years funeral candidate to join the BMR Pet Cemetery in the basement. As much as you love your pets, sometimes you have to go "Old Yeller" style and put them out of their misery handle.
You fvckers better give me a honorable funeral like this when I kick the bucket or get nominated whichever comes 1st. Over/under is set at 4 years.
I was going to post a rap song for Rudy's funeral but I got so tied up last week with other stuff, I didn't have time to do it. I put it together today. Here you go.
I know. I'm not a rapper, singer, or song writer.
Hopefully, it made you laugh like it did my wife.