Open Position: Assistant for BMR Genie

[JDS]

Lol

as she should had

She didn’t even care that I got a little action she was disappointed because I lied.

 

[Pimike]

She didn’t even care that I got a little action she was disappointed because I lied.

Lol

you were to young for that action.

 

[JDS]

Lol

you were to young for that action.

Never too young as a boy, as a girl though sure. The girl who gave me a hickey was 15. I’ve always liked them older never younger.

 

[Headsterx]

Jds do you ever been slapped by a woman?

I’ll never forget about 10 years ago I paid a girl, a nickel one of those dominatrix to slap me and take orders for two hours

I loved it

How could anyone forget wasting $500 when any female would have done that for free.

 

[JDS]

Anyways I’ll stop spamming the thread with off topic convo.

 

[Pimike]

How could anyone forget wasting $500 when any female would have done that for free.

So true

lol

 

[quantumleap]

When I was like 11 I came home with a hickey, covered it up with bandaid & told her it was a bee sting. She took it off me the next day, saw the hickey & slapped the shit out of me.

I did the old band-aid thing too except I was 17 at the time. I think my dad was proud of me so he didn't press it any further when I lied to him about it.

 

[JDS]

I did the old band-aid thing too except I was 17 at the time. I think my dad was proud of me so he didn't press it any further when I lied to him about it.

Fathers are always low key proud of their sons getting some play.

 

[Headsterx]

Volunteers? Post qualifications here. Ideal candidate will have had ample experience performing secretarial duties.

Marines in comm unit. Handle any situation.

 

[Pimike]

I did the old band-aid thing too except I was 17 at the time. I think my dad was proud of me so he didn't press it any further when I lied to him about it.

Lol

 

[jjgold]

There will be like 20 applicants everyone says they don’t want it who doesn’t want to prestige working for BMR???

It’s power

moderator is the most powerful position you could get I would love to push posters around on the keyboard and threatening them with fractions

I have Napoleon complex

 

[RRsilver]

Volunteers? Post qualifications here. Ideal candidate will have had ample experience performing secretarial duties.

Skills
I have no education, can't type, don't know short hand, phone skills suck, and I'm terrible at picking up dry cleaning, can't make appointments and I'm always late. No computer skills to speak of. But I am a slow learner

Normally never kiss ass, it's why I've never gotten anywhere in life but in Genie's case I can make an exception!

References:
Last 5 jobs I had, the companies are now all out of business, and my high school no longer exist.

 

[JDS]

Skills
I have no education, can't type, don't know short hand, phone skills suck, and I'm terrible at picking up dry cleaning, can't make appointments and I'm always late. No computer skills to speak of. But I'm am a slow learner

Normally never kiss ass, it's why I've never gotten anywhere in life but in Genie's case I can make an exception!

References:
Last 5 jobs I had, the companies are now all out of business, and my high school no longer exist.

You’re a real prize candidate aren’t you.

 

[carolinakid]

lol Silver!!

 

[carolinakid]

the big question Silver are you house broken???

 

[RRsilver]

the big question Silver are you house broken???

Nope, but I can learn!
Home assistant is right up my ally!

 

[carolinakid]

LOL you are ok Silver !!!

 

[slickfazzer]

This thread went sideways I think.

 

[JDS]

This thread went sideways I think.

Blame me, I have a knack for that. Didn’t mean to clutter the board with my knickknacks.

 

[2the9s]

Is this thread for real or a troll?

I'd work with/for Genie. I've never been a secretary, but I ran my own business and beat a IRS audit without hiring an accountant, so I know how to handle paperwork, spreadsheets, customers etc.

What are the details of the position? Feel free to PM me.