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Enikk

Enikk

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Still grinding gang. This is not to be taken lightly as tilt plays a huge factor in achieving these bonuses. That alone is a degenerates biggest battle. Themselves. I got to 500 fake cash and thought i would "speed up" the process. This can be a terrible mistake as your hours of hard work be gone in minutes if not seconds. I played a faster game that at times can be safe but at others too aggressive at 2.20 a spin. Next thing you know with tilt I was down to my 150 with still 2K to roll over. At that point it makes a tough decision.
1.Go back to the more conservative but know you will not max out on the bonus??
2.Go back and Marty some more "free cash" hoping the casino didn't "flip the switch"
3.Continue playing the same slot hoping it eventually gives you a little back
 

Enikk

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I chose a combo of #2 and #3. I played until I got a decent hit on the same slot. Then did one round of Marty and used that Marty cash to play the same slot. It worked as I got back to 350.

At that point lesson learned and went back to the ultra conservative slot even though it will take longer with the 1600 remaining roll over needed.
 

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Enikk

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Today's 6 tourneys I busted out on 5/6. On the 6th I hit this:
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51-90 place is worth 100 fp... If can get better than 50th will pay 150. I will try to get better than 50th but will not risk getting the 100 like i screwed up yesterday twice..
 

Enikk

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Enikk I HATE, playing casino online. I don't know how you do it!
So do I because it is rigged. Play the rigg. This is all free shit you see here though.

As for the 150, I did try to take it to 500 at the tables. had a choice of the table with a guy named Walter and a dealer named BROCK..... Which table you think I chose?? :lmao::lmao::lmao:













Walter raped me. Totally raped me. I feel violated. he beat 3 of my player blue 7's with a 9. Blue the next hand is usually straight cash homie.

If I had I had chosen Brock, could have easily had 1K plus with that 150 as it was an obvious rigged chop of like 8 in a row(alternating back and forth to bust Marty players).
 

Enikk

Enikk

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PPB PPB
BBP BBP
6 straight in a row
Chop

These are all very popular marty baccarat systems that will always strike lightening. Don't let anyone tell you different BMR. Bet the Rigg. I don't take 300 reloads up to 10K plus being lucky. When I am rolling or tilting and betting a huge amount, I often know if i will win or lose before the hand is even dealt. I should have everyone go on and look one time. Fvcking gross. If I am gonna lose you may see the dealer look over to pitt boss with "happy grin" Sometimes even a fvcking wink. If that don't set you off and want to take them for everything I don't know what will.

If you are winning they will try anything to fvck you up besides the obvious dealer change. There latest is a delay in paying out the hand, They will sometimes pull this trick if it will be the same pattern or your pattern for a bunch in a row. Real scummy stuff. Are you going to keep betting if you are owed a hand?? Usually not. Your are going to ask for the pitt boss support. The pit boss will also tell you to "log off and back on after a minute." Just enough time where your run is over. The sanitize the table bullshit gets me where they slide the show out of the camera's sight. Don't fall for this shit gang. Instead take advantage of it...

This is the same 3rd party online casino that EVERY book uses and is not our top rated books themselves. Our top rated books are the best but they do offer this 3rd parties casino. I never recommend playing any casino but if you do than be on the same bet the casino needs is my best advise. You definitely want to be on the casinos side of the Marty for sure when they come up. When you see the chat cursing at the dealers and going off and can see they are playing the basic dumb systems than that is the table you want to be at.

Read the dealers and the chat like you were playing poker. Look for their tells. There are so many of them. If you are someone that never tilts and is good at poker than you can make a living doing this. I am an emotional gambler that will always tilt. There is no hope for me but want to give you all my knowledge prior to retiring.
 

Enikk

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Looks like I just made 50th place so that will be 150 fp tomorrow morning to wake up to. That will be a tough long grind. I think that is a 9K rollover. I have done a few of them. I have never done higher so I always look to cash free plays between 50-150(100-300 real cash).

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Enikk

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RIP Tawny Kitaen who between her, Samantha Fox, girl in cherry Pie video, Paula Abdul, and whoever the female models were in the lingerie Sear's catalog/tv guide, got more Enikk spunk shot at them then they deserved. Sorry I abused you ladies.

Who else can remember having this playing in their Sony Walkman on the school bus?? Yeah that would be a cassette tape for you young-ins out there. When we wanted to listen to it again(which we did), we rewound that shit over and over. I may be too embarrassed to tell you what replaced this tape in the Walkman though...

50 baller coins to who can guess. I will not admit it but you will see the 50 Coins being given when there is a correct answer of what cassette replaced WhiteSnake in the walkman...I won't accept Paula Abdul "Straight up" as I already told you I repeatedly shot my load to her. The cheerleaders were big Paula fans as well and loved to hear it played. Bonus 50 coins if you tell me what you think Enikk's wardrobe looked like including shoes. Hint. It did not change much. My parents did not believe in paying for name brands. Like everything in life, if I wanted it than I had to earn it with hard work. So I either went to school in tough skins, wrangler, geek sneaks or what I went to school in. Lets here those guesses??

Another hint: Beginning of SOD POD Episode 2. I am Stooge. I hung out with the Bobby's. I was the upper echelon Bobby's. I was athletic and could hold my own on the field/court. I was picked just after the most athletic popular kids like Minny fats were picked. But style wise, I didn't have the designer rolled up at the bottom jeans. I can picture a few in forumville that did though. That would be an interesting topic.

 
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