Nick Cannon now expecting his 12th child

[biggins]

Johnny Carson had Arnold Palmer’s wife on the show. He asked her if there was anything she dos for Arnie before a tournament for good luck.
She said she kisses his balls.
Johnny says that must make his putter stand up straight.

 

[MinnesotaFats]

Groucho Marx had a game show asked a contestant how many kids you have?
She replied 10 he said 10 really she said l love my husband.
Groucho said l love my cigar but l take it out of my mouth once and a while.

Groucho one of the true timeless Hollywood greats.

Watch his interview on Dick Cavet or with William Buckley.

He really foresaw the collapse of Comedy, the loss of our humor and fear of the correctness movement....and this was in the 60s/ 70s as an old man.

Guy was brilliant - he was Bill Murray before Murray was even born

 

[Tanko]

Minny..... Do you have any kids?

 

[quantumleap]

Groucho one of the true timeless Hollywood greats.

Watch his interview on Dick Cavet or with William Buckley.

He really foresaw the collapse of Comedy, the loss of our humor and fear of the correctness movement....and this was in the 60s/ 70s as an old man.

Guy was brilliant - he was Bill Murray before Murray was even born

My favorite Groucho Quote is:

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

 

[MinnesotaFats]

Minny..... Do you have any kids?

Working on it daily...

 

[MinnesotaFats]

My favorite Groucho Quote is:

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Best one liner ever

Scene: Groucho arguing w brothers, mildly chaotic, frustrated...

Maid: "the garbage man is here"
GM (annoyed): "tell him we don't want any"

It's brilliant

 

[Pimike]

Groucho Marx had a game show asked a contestant how many kids you have?
She replied 10 he said 10 really she said l love my husband.
Groucho said l love my cigar but l take it out of my mouth once and a while.

 

[BobbyFK]

12 kids... Is it 11 or 12 "baby mommas" for this guy?

What a family gathering it would be.

6 women

Relationships and children​

Cannon has been married once and has had ten children with six women.[65]

Cannon dated singer Christina Milian, reality star Kim Kardashian, and model Jessica White.[66][67][68] In 2007, he was engaged to model Selita Ebanks.[69][70]

Cannon married singer-songwriter Mariah Carey on April 30, 2008, at her private estate on Windermere Island in the Bahamas.[71] On April 30, 2011, Carey gave birth to fraternal twins, Moroccan Scott and Monroe Cannon.[72][73] After six years of marriage, the couple separated and Cannon filed for divorce in December 2014.[74][75][76][77] Their divorce was finalized in 2016.[78]

In late 2021, Cannon revealed that he would be celibate for a while, but in January 2022 he announced he was expecting his eighth child.[79][80]

Cannon has three children with model Brittany Bell.[81]

• Golden "Sagon" Cannon (b. February 21, 2017)[82]
• Powerful Queen Cannon (b. December 24, 2020)[83]
• Rise Messiah Cannon (b. September 23, 2022)[84]

Cannon has twin sons with Abby De La Rosa, and they are reportedly expecting a third child.[85][2]

• Zion Mixolydian Cannon (b. June 14, 2021)[86]
• Zillion Heir Cannon (b. June 14, 2021)[86]

Cannon had a son with model Alyssa Scott, who died of brain cancer at five months old.[87][88][89] Scott revealed in November 2022 that she and Cannon are expecting a second child. [90]

• Zen S. Cannon (June 23, 2021 – December 7, 2021)[91]

Cannon has a son with model Bre Tiesi.[92]

• Legendary Love Cannon (b. June 28, 2022)[93]

Cannon has a daughter with model LaNisha Cole.[94]

• Onyx Ice Cole Cannon (b. September 14, 2022)[94]

 

[MinnesotaFats]

So he's having 4 kids in 2022 ALONE w 3 different broads, one is Johnny Maziels ex wife

LOL

Way to go Nick...

 

[lemartinsports]

So he's having 4 kids in 2022 ALONE w 3 different broads, one is Johnny Maziels ex wife

LOL

Way to go Nick...

honestly, its quite impressive lmao

 

[Tanko]

honestly, its quite impressive lmao

I wonder what the record is? Some sheikh in the Middle East with a harem probably has some kind of record like 50 or something in a year.

He'd have to plan ahead and really "get after it" now to probably break the record in 2023. We should start a #nickcannonrecord trend to get him moving on it.

 

[Enikk]

imagine having 12 kids, jfc

What do you want to know?? Some degens are addicts in everything we do...

 

[lemartinsports]

What do you want to know?? Some degens are addicts in everything we do...

lmao ok true

but is he treating this like pokemon cards? gotta collect them all

i wonder when he will decide to stop having kids

 

[samsncharge99]

i read he pays roughly $3 million per year for all the kids.

Nick is 42 years old now, so he has to be working until at least 60-65 until the last kid is 18. Assuming he pumps out a few more

 

[BigJay]

He’s my idol. Pimpin ain’t easy

 

[lemartinsports]

i read he pays roughly $3 million per year for all the kids.

Nick is 42 years old now, so he has to be working until at least 60-65 until the last kid is 18. Assuming he pumps out a few more

That’s actually insane…..3 milly jfc

 

[MinnesotaFats]

That's part of my gripe w marriage, etc. 1 kid isn't worth more than another, the chiod support system is fukked up

 

[Tanko]

i read he pays roughly $3 million per year for all the kids.

Nick is 42 years old now, so he has to be working until at least 60-65 until the last kid is 18. Assuming he pumps out a few more

So $3M with 11 kids so far.
That's about $22,500/mo. per kid. WTF?????

That is insane.

 

[lemartinsports]

So $3M with 11 kids so far.
That's about $22,500/mo. per kid. WTF?????

That is insane.

that makes me not want a kid lmfao wth