Pasta is really hard to screw up especially if you’re using the dry noodles you boil, as long as you go past ‘crunchy’. Just boil the pasta of your choice in salted water, drain & strain. Sauté some onion & garlic in olive oil in a big pot, open a ‘fancy’ can of San Marzano crushed tomatoes & dump them into the pan, throw in some Italian seasoning & the noodles, top with shredded Parmesan…..
BOOM!
You’re Gordon F#CKIN’ Ramsay, and you’re getting laid by your date you’re impressing with your ‘cooking’ skills…..