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djefferis

djefferis

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Not something no one knows - but very very few.

Was detained by Royal Special Services whilst drunk and wandering in Hyde Park. Evidently her majesty was going somewhere or doing something and her team was of course along providing an escort - it was very early in the morning and they seemed surprised to see a very frazzled American who had been peacefully napping before seeing a cop nearby and figuring it was time to move along.

Unfortunately- didn’t get the opportunity to pay my respects - not that I was properly dressed for the occasion anyway after spending a better part of the prior day and night at the pub anyway. Did get to see Chuckles though a few days later that trip.
 

flyingillini

flyingillini

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I never am without a small bottle of hand sanitizer in my pocket. I clean my hands 24/7, been this way since the early 90s when I realized how dirty people are. I never like to touch door handles etc.
 

flyingillini

flyingillini

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Not something no one knows - but very very few.

Was detained by Royal Special Services whilst drunk and wandering in Hyde Park. Evidently her majesty was going somewhere or doing something and her team was of course along providing an escort - it was very early in the morning and they seemed surprised to see a very frazzled American who had been peacefully napping before seeing a cop nearby and figuring it was time to move along.

Unfortunately- didn’t get the opportunity to pay my respects - not that I was properly dressed for the occasion anyway after spending a better part of the prior day and night at the pub anyway. Did get to see Chuckles though a few days later that trip.
I have been detained twice in Campuchia at the border, once for 45 minutes and once for 15 minutes.
 

Archie

Archie

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I slept with the homecoming queen and 2 of the 3 runner-ups in High School.
Doesn't sound like a big deal, right..... I did them all during homecoming week.

I was also runner-up homecoming King.

craziest part is, he was home schooled with his sisters in Kentucky
 

JDS

JDS

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I slept with the homecoming queen and 2 of the 3 runner-ups in High School.
Doesn't sound like a big deal, right..... I did them all during homecoming week.

I was also runner-up homecoming King.
So it’s safe to say that you peaked sexually in high school huh Tanker ?
 

JDS

JDS

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I was a bad boyfriend in high school. Fidelity was not in me.
She would agree with my take on it. I "settled down" afterwards.
Just jerking you around a little metaphorically I hear your wife is hot from a known source you’re a lucky guy. I’m sure you take of that pussy when the moment presents itself.
 
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