My Slim Shady $2.5M USO Qtr. parlay

[dougtushyterror]

Here's the rationale: I lost 18k on Sat on 2 absolutely atrocious UFC bets of which I've won 14k back since so if I'm gonna lay 10k again, it might as well produce a potentially life changing return.



I'm not gonna say anything is a but gotta feel relatively safe with Sincaraz. Iga/Saba who knows since it's the Tampon Tour but I'm not picking Rybakina/Anisimova over them in their qtrs. Andreeva is obv a huge risk although she's favored over Jpeg in her qtr. Now the relative longshots: Fritz/Osaka who are both the 2nd choice in their qtrs behind Novak/Guaff. Bottom line is this: there's no sense in trying to get rich picking a Finals double that doesn't include either Sincaraz along with a female winner so I feel my only realistic shot at this is getting lucky picking qtr winners. As long as I win back this 10k relatively quick, this should be a fun freeroll until it inevitably goes up in
*the reason I bet this specific amount is cuz this is the absolute max limit of 2.5M which combines the entire payout.

 

[samsncharge99]

LOOKS GOOD

 

[jamesy2422]

tushy terror is back. best of luck.

 

[samsncharge99]

Sinner/Alcaraz locks to make semis. Fritz I think can compete with Djokovic give him a battle.
Iga/Sabalenka big favorites as well. hard to bet against them

Gauff is very beatable especially with her "new serve" Does Osaka have what it takes to win 5 matches in a row, that will be the question. She was dominant yesterday then took a 15 minute mental break and almost fukked up set 2 and then came back. I would love to see Osaka back, but everytime we think shes back she takes 2 steps backwards

Andreeva mentally just isn't there when she is losing. I remember a few months back she won set 1 and got broken set 2 and smashed her raquet. Like no reason at all, she was winning the match and 1 break of serve and she was mentally fukked. She has the talent, but she needs better focus for when she is playing from behind

for 2.5 million, this realistically has a decent chance. Day by day, we will be watcing

LETS FUKKING GO DOUGIE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jjgold]

This could be the one Doug that gets you over the top

 

[Archie]

no way this loses

 

[JDS]

Sinner/Alcaraz locks to make semis. Fritz I think can compete with Djokovic give him a battle.
Iga/Sabalenka big favorites as well. hard to bet against them

Gauff is very beatable especially with her "new serve" Does Osaka have what it takes to win 5 matches in a row, that will be the question. She was dominant yesterday then took a 15 minute mental break and almost fukked up set 2 and then came back. I would love to see Osaka back, but everytime we think shes back she takes 2 steps backwards

Andreeva mentally just isn't there when she is losing. I remember a few months back she won set 1 and got broken set 2 and smashed her raquet. Like no reason at all, she was winning the match and 1 break of serve and she was mentally fukked. She has the talent, but she needs better focus for when she is playing from behind

for 2.5 million, this realistically has a decent chance. Day by day, we will be watcing

LETS FUKKING GO DOUGIE!!!!!!!!!!!

If Sammy says it has a chance than I trust his judgement. Gambling Gods give this one to Dougy you mf’ers !!! (One time)

 

[BMR Genie]

I love that message from Eminem.

Good luck, Doug!

 

[dougtushyterror]

I love that message from Eminem.

Good luck, Doug!

LOOKS GOOD

tushy terror is back. best of luck.

Sinner/Alcaraz locks to make semis. Fritz I think can compete with Djokovic give him a battle.
Iga/Sabalenka big favorites as well. hard to bet against them

Gauff is very beatable especially with her "new serve" Does Osaka have what it takes to win 5 matches in a row, that will be the question. She was dominant yesterday then took a 15 minute mental break and almost fukked up set 2 and then came back. I would love to see Osaka back, but everytime we think shes back she takes 2 steps backwards

Andreeva mentally just isn't there when she is losing. I remember a few months back she won set 1 and got broken set 2 and smashed her raquet. Like no reason at all, she was winning the match and 1 break of serve and she was mentally fukked. She has the talent, but she needs better focus for when she is playing from behind

for 2.5 million, this realistically has a decent chance. Day by day, we will be watcing

LETS FUKKING GO DOUGIE!!!!!!!!!!!

This could be the one Doug that gets you over the top

If Sammy says it has a chance than I trust his judgement. Gambling Gods give this one to Dougy you mf’ers !!! (One time)

I love that message from Eminem.

Good luck, Doug!

Appreciate the support everyone but I know if I lose by 1 leg, it's gonna be Osaka. Just couldn't take Zverev to come out of his qtr instead as the betting favorite.

 

[pipe]

Appreciate the support everyone but I know if I lose by 1 leg, it's gonna be Osaka. Just couldn't take Zverev to come out of his qtr instead as the betting favorite.

Keep the Faith dude.

 

[pipe]

@dougtushyterror

 

[dougtushyterror]

Sinner/Alcaraz locks to make semis. Fritz I think can compete with Djokovic give him a battle.
Iga/Sabalenka big favorites as well. hard to bet against them

Gauff is very beatable especially with her "new serve" Does Osaka have what it takes to win 5 matches in a row, that will be the question. She was dominant yesterday then took a 15 minute mental break and almost fukked up set 2 and then came back. I would love to see Osaka back, but everytime we think shes back she takes 2 steps backwards

Andreeva mentally just isn't there when she is losing. I remember a few months back she won set 1 and got broken set 2 and smashed her raquet. Like no reason at all, she was winning the match and 1 break of serve and she was mentally fukked. She has the talent, but she needs better focus for when she is playing from behind

for 2.5 million, this realistically has a decent chance. Day by day, we will be watcing

LETS FUKKING GO DOUGIE!!!!!!!!!!!

If Sammy says it has a chance than I trust his judgement. Gambling Gods give this one to Dougy you mf’ers !!! (One time)

This could be the one Doug that gets you over the top

On a sidenote, not trying to be an ESPN shill but this has to be the tennis pro imaginable. Any men's match at any amount (straight or parlay prematch) is paid out immediately if he goes up 2 sets. I've had several already including laying 10k on ADM prematch & these 2 that I didn’t have to worry about after the 1st 2 sets. So far I think the only guy who lost from 2 sets up is Arnaldi who was up 2 sets & a break vs Cerundolo but imagine if anyone went big on Arnaldi at any other book just to watch him collapse when it would've paid after 2 sets at ESPN.





I'm expecting at least a few more losses from 2 sets up from here on out. Could you imagine how helpful this would've been at Wimb last year. I lost a lot on that 2 set collapse from Zverev vs Frtiz.