MegaMillions Now $740 Million;How Many Of You Will Buy A Ticket?

[phillyflyers]

you are like 10x more likely to be killed in a shark attack than you are to win the mega millions

And I never go in the ocean

 

[Brock Landers]

You have as good a chance as anyone else with playing

You have ZERO chance without playing

It's that simple

 

[Archie]

soooo dumb

 

[phillyflyers]

You have as good a chance as anyone else with playing

You have ZERO chance without playing

It's that simple

Are you serious, bro?

Ever see the people who buy these things?

They look homeless.

They never win shit.

They're telling you there's a prize to win. So you buy a ticket.

Then if you somehow magically win, you get 1/3 or 1/4 of what they told you was the prize.

I'm a gambler my whole life.

No gambler I know with an ounce of sense would take those odds.

 

[phillyflyers]

Sunoco gas station today.

Go to buy gas.

Fukkin line a mile deep at the register.

Mega Millions tickets.

Walked out shaking my fukkin head.

Losers.

Every one of them.