Massive Amazon cloud outage

[samsncharge99]

do you have any hotties that work at the dealership and sell cars based on sex appeal?

no

 

[samsncharge99]

What do you say to customers Sammy?
"The Amazon AWS outage is limiting our access to credit reports?"

Are any getting pissed off?

no one is getting pissed. they understand.

But Yea, im like hey our systems are down, people understand. their apps aren't working either. sucks, but is what it is. I have 2-3 hours of work i can't do. going to just roll to tomorrow

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

no one is getting pissed. they understand.

But Yea, im like hey our systems are down, people understand. their apps aren't working either. sucks, but is what it is. I have 2-3 hours of work i can't do. going to just roll to tomorrow

Sammy go home and order a pie.

Work overtime tomorrow.

 

[samsncharge99]

Sammy go home and order a pie.

Work overtime tomorrow.

I got plans after work, so i sent my partner home

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I got plans after work, so i sent my partner home

Sammy, do you boss everybody around there now?

 

[BobbyFK]

Sammy go home and order a pie.

Work overtime tomorrow.

Cream pie?

 

[samsncharge99]

Sammy, do you boss everybody around there now?

the salesman for sure. they do as i say. 2 are 21, 1 is 20 years old. THey don't get mouthy with me, they know better

 

[JDS]

I'm going back to that park today to see if it's still there in the park library window. If so I will read the 1st chapter as you suggested Diggers.

No book @DiggityDaggityDo , we can only hope a sexy lonely suburban housewife got her sticky little fingers on it (I apologize buddy I failed you.)

 

[BobbyFK]

the salesman for sure. they do as i say. 2 are 21, 1 is 20 years old. THey don't get mouthy with me, they know better

I’d love to see Sammy get mad at the salesman for not doing what they’re supposed to be doing. He’s gonna lay the pimp hand down

 

[Tanko]

No book @DiggityDaggityDo , we can only hope a sexy lonely suburban housewife got her sticky little fingers on it (I apologize buddy I failed you.)

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JDS, you should have picked up "Beyond the Indigo Chicken".
The name says it all. Has to be a classic.

 

[Tanko]

No book @DiggityDaggityDo , we can only hope a sexy lonely suburban housewife got her sticky little fingers on it (I apologize buddy I failed you.)

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BTW, where's the porn????

 

[jjgold]

It’s affecting my servers

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

No book @DiggityDaggityDo , we can only hope a sexy lonely suburban housewife got her sticky little fingers on it (I apologize buddy I failed you.)

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Jerky, put a note in there saying you want your fukkin book back!

 

[Tanko]

I still can't get to Hilliary's emails.... Her server must be associated with AWS.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

It’s affecting my servers

That’s too bad JJ.

Do they at least have nice ?

 

[samsncharge99]

systems back up and running

 

[BMR Genie]

systems back up and running

Finally!!!!