Magnum Review

[Jimmy Hoffa]

Why did you check them out?

Showers are open source at the gym I go to.

Guy next to me kept hitting my calf. So I took a look.

Length and width. I used to be right there too, but now I’m not.

Even if I was, I don’t have any women in my life that would let me perform my best Ron Kovic impersonation.

 

[chilidog]

I was at Walmart yesterday getting some ice cream. I was going to try a new Ben & Jerry's flavor, and then I saw they finally got in the Magnum ice cream tubs. They've had the Magnum ice cream bars forever (which are pretty awesome), but never any of the tubs.

So I bought the salted caramel one.

It's okay.

Ben & Jerry's definitely way way better though.