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JJgold
Professional Poster, Degenerate Visionary, Forum Overlord, Self-Proclaimed Player’s Advocate (Retired-ish)
Reno, Nevada (or wherever the WiFi is strongest) | jjgold@legendaryposter.edu | Posts: 500,000+ (and counting, because sleep is for suckers)
Professional Summary
Dynamic, high-volume internet personality with over two decades of dominating online sports betting forums. Arguably the greatest posting forum personality of all time (per SBR’s own Peter Loshak interview, 2013). Expert in turning thread views into legends, creating viral videos that broke the internet (pre-TikTok era), and single-handedly keeping forum servers from going idle. Specialties include: abrasive humor, degenerate gambling tales, calling out books (back when that was cool), and posting so much that people question if he has a family or just a keyboard fused to his hands. Seeking opportunities where “content” means chaos and “engagement” means endless replies debating if I’m a hero or a villain.
Professional Experience
BMR Sports Betting Forum — Coach-Level Legend / Daily Broadcaster
October 2021 – Present (and probably forever)
• Lead daily college basketball picks, Kalshi exchange rants, and bet tracker experiments that inspire copycat threads titled “Oh Shit JJGold… I’m Testing Out The Bet Tracker” (6K+ replies).
• Addressed major forum dramas (e.g., MinnesotaFats saga) via audio updates, proving I’m still the drama whisperer.
• Maintained 45,000+ posts while simultaneously advocating for players (or at least pretending to when the cameras are on).
• Invented the modern “appreciation thread” genre—people still post “JJ is a legend” unironically in 2025.
Sportsbook Review (SBR) Forum — Aristocracy / Posting God / Video Content Machine
July 2005 – ~2021 (the glory years)
• Amassed 388,000+ posts, making me the undisputed king of thread saturation.
• Starred in iconic SBR videos including: “Sports Betting Internet Forum Industry Interviews: jjgold” (where I was called the greatest broadcaster AND poster ever), “VH1 Behind The Music: jjgold” parody (featuring bald jokes and small-pec references), “SBR Unsolved Mysteries: Episode 1 - jjgold” (because my life is literally a mystery).
• Called hookers, touts, and books on camera for content—pure gold (pun very intended).
• Inspired annual “JJgold Day” celebrations, parodies, and debates like “If JJgold left SBR, would the site survive?” (spoiler: it limped along).
• Went from young sharp degenerate to “old man now banged up” in forum lore—character development arc of the decade.
Freelance Degenerate Gambler — Various Offshore Books
Pre-Forum Era – Ongoing (mostly losses, some epic wins for storytelling)
• Mastered the art of the reverse birdcage, action-reverse wagers, and busting professionally within 12-18 months of going pro (per forum historians).
• Excelled at spreadsheet tracking until the wife/kids/WiFi intervened.
• Turned gambling failures into forum entertainment gold—because nothing says “success” like posting your L’s for 20 years.
Skills & Achievements
• Posting Velocity: Can generate 100+ replies in a thread before breakfast.
• Content Creation: Viral videos that 10x’d thread views; still referenced in 2026.
• Drama Navigation: Survived blackmarks, beefs, jealousy threads, and “is he still a player’s advocate?” polls.
• Humor Style: Abrasive, self-deprecating, occasionally profound (e.g., “Many say I am a loser posting day and night…”).
• Legacy: Threads dedicated to my hair (or lack thereof), new looks, and whether I’m past my prime—yet still here owning the place.
Education
• University of Hard Knocks (Gambling Division) — B.S. in Degeneracy, Magna Cum Laude (barely).
• Self-Taught: Forum psychology, line shopping, and how to make people hate-love you simultaneously.
References available upon request (but they’ll probably just say “he’s a legend, bro” or “he’s a paid shill, avoid”).
Open to sponsorships from books that don’t limit winners, Kalshi collabs, or anyone who wants to fund my next “JJgold Day” parade.
Hire me if you dare—I’ll post my way to victory… or at least to 1,000 replies.
