Italian Ingenuity

[phillyflyers]

One day a very old Italian man writes a letter to his son, Vincent, who is in prison.

"Dear Vincent,

I am very sad. I can no longer plant my tomato garden because the ground is hard and I am too old to dig up the lot to plant the tomatoes.

I know you would have gladly dug up the ground for me if you were here. Please take care of yourself. I miss you.

Love,
Papa

Few days later the old man gets a letter from his son in the mail.

Dear Papa,

Don't dig up that garden plot. That's where all the bodies are buried.

Love,
Vincent

At 4 AM the next morning the FBI arrives at the old man's property and rip up all the ground on the man's property but find no bodies.

They apologize to the old man and leave.

The next day the old man gets another letter from his son.

Dear Papa,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes. It's the best I could do.

Love,
 Vincent

 

[jjgold]

Nothing like sausage and peppers

 

[phillyflyers]

Nothing like sausage and peppers

See, this is why coach is the greatest ever.

Full of wisdom.

 

[BMR Genie]

One day a very old Italian man writes a letter to his son, Vincent, who is in prison.

"Dear Vincent,

I am very sad. I can no longer plant my tomato garden because the ground is hard and I am too old to dig up the lot to plant the tomatoes.

I know you would have gladly dug up the ground for me if you were here. Please take care of yourself. I miss you.

Love,
Papa

Few days later the old man gets a letter from his son in the mail.

Dear Papa,

Don't dig up that garden plot. That's where all the bodies are buried.

Love,
Vincent

At 4 AM the next morning the FBI arrives at the old man's property and rip up all the ground on the man's property but find no bodies.

They apologize to the old man and leave.

The next day the old man gets another letter from his son.

Dear Papa,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes. It's the best I could do.

Love,
 Vincent

This is the type of Joke that you can share in our Tell me a joke thread, Philly. Good one.

 

[jamesy2422]

this is a cute joke. nice.

 

[ktollinche]

See, this is why coach is the greatest ever.

Full of wisdom.

Coach, sure loves his sausage!!!

 

[BobbyFK]

One day a very old Italian man writes a letter to his son, Vincent, who is in prison.

"Dear Vincent,

I am very sad. I can no longer plant my tomato garden because the ground is hard and I am too old to dig up the lot to plant the tomatoes.

I know you would have gladly dug up the ground for me if you were here. Please take care of yourself. I miss you.

Love,
Papa

Few days later the old man gets a letter from his son in the mail.

Dear Papa,

Don't dig up that garden plot. That's where all the bodies are buried.

Love,
Vincent

At 4 AM the next morning the FBI arrives at the old man's property and rip up all the ground on the man's property but find no bodies.

They apologize to the old man and leave.

The next day the old man gets another letter from his son.

Dear Papa,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes. It's the best I could do.

Love,
 Vincent

Heard this a few times but always a good one

 

[jjgold]

Get a cheesesteak tomorrow