I love when gamblers say they’re taking the day off

[Tanko]

I usually only gamble (sports anyway) on the weekends when I can watch the games - except during football season. Or if I’m in Vegas during the week. Or if I’ve been drinking…..

You forgot.....
or if I'm awake.

 

[BobbyFK]

The funny part is a lot of them say they're going to but they don't take any time off. Every once in awhile you need the break