Diggs glad you are doing better and please don't do what my buddy Stewie aka "Granola" did back in the day. He bought a sexdoll to mount on the keg as a joke, well after that weekend when he cleaned up he decided 'f*** it." and thought he was "lubing it up with some lube it came with" it ended up being the rubber cement stuff to repair any tears. Not sure the repercussions to his junk but he was def sqweamish when describing to us what he did by accident..
Bad news a bout the ribs. They are fukked. I got my ribs cracked once, domb ass just started like bareknuckle boxing me and shit, like I knew him, he was jus fukking around but I put him down cuz he was getting pretty serious, dude played possum and cracked me in the ribs. I still laughed cuz I dropped him. Felt nothing for over 24 hours. like a day and a half later I couldn't even sit up without significant pain. Shit lasted like 3 weeks.