Yeah it was some shit I’d never eat anyways, so enjoy ya filthy animals. Seeing your parents at the bail counter at 21 was not fun though. Then the court shit. Months and months out. My lawyer got a lot of charges dropped though. He works with some type of top secret clearance now. Calling your parents from jail is not fun, glad they answered!
‘Breakfast’ was going to be a bunch of Saran-wrapped bologna ‘sandwiches’, apples, and ‘milk’ in little cartons. I didn’t eat any of it. My ‘one call’ (pre-cell phones) I made was to my F#CK-head buddy that I was drunk with the night before & he got me drunk, and he was drunk. Made him pick me up at like 7:30 in the morning, and made him take me to Denny’s…..
probation was annoying but randomly I played him in fanduel baseball. can’t make that one up. he used his real name
once a month check in, I’d drive to the office
