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Headsterx · Jan 14, 2026

I’m thinking AI was programmed by someone here.

Microsoft Copilot AI playoff predictions

Divisional round

AFC

Denver Broncos 23, Buffalo Bills 20
New England Patriots 20, Houston Texans16

Copilot picked the Bills to beat the Broncos in its initial simulation of the playoffs ahead of the wild-card round. This time, the chatbot decided to back Denver, opining the team's "pass defense and red-zone efficiency" would be too much for Buffalo to overcome on the road.

Headsterx · Jan 14, 2026

NFC

Seattle Seahawks 24, San Francisco 49ers 16
Los Angeles Rams 27, Chicago Bears 23

Copilot noted concerns about how San Francisco's offense would perform against Seattle's defense without George Kittle. It also opined that "home-field noise" could bother the 49ers, leading it to back the Seahawks.

As for the other NFC matchup, Copilot credited the Bears' run to the divisional round as being "real." However, it expressed concerns about Chicago going blow-for-blow with Los Angeles' offense and noted its belief that Puka Nacua will have a quality outing against the Bears.