Good Laugh… Illini claims he slept with 100 women

[KVB]

Last 5 years Asia

ok Elvis

with any guy subtract 90% from any number

First of all it was a little more than 5 years ago.

Second, you might be right that cargo rail car was packed shoulder to shoulder, but I don't think there were 100 people in there. Regardless, he nailed them all before arriving to American shores.

@flyingillini can explain further.

 

[Tanko]

First of all it was a little more than 5 years ago.

Second, you might be right that cargo rail car was packed shoulder to shoulder, but I don't think there were 100 people in there. Regardless, he nailed them all before arriving to American shores.

@flyingillini can explain further.

@flyingillini is like a machine. Pounding one after another.

 

[samsncharge99]

1-5 a normal number for most

not 30

lol not 100

i truely believe my parents are 1-5. as I get older I keep trying to get more stories from my parents and they seem to be BORING AS FUKK in college compared to m experience. Night and day differences.

 

[BigJay]

Illini claims he slept with 100 women

 

[Tanko]

i truely believe my parents are 1-5. as I get older I keep trying to get more stories from my parents and they seem to be BORING AS FUKK in college compared to m experience. Night and day differences.

I bet in general, the AVERAGE numbers are likely something like:

Boomers: 2 max
Gen X: 1-5
Millenials: 10+
Gen Z: 20+

 

[KVB]

@flyingillini is like a machine. Pounding one after another.

after another after another after another

after another

His stamina comes from a powder that he gets from those SEZ shops

 

[JDS]

after another after another after another

after another

His stamina comes from a powder that he gets from those SEZ shops

That little baby shaft pound for pound is the best in the game.

 

[harpo]

Right after Wilt !!! Sloppy seconds !!!

 

[edawg]

That is nothing hardly a day goes by without a new woman talking dirty to me. I try talking to them and they tell me to go fukk myself.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Everybody post their BODY COUNT and don't fudge the numbers gentlemen lets be honest in this spot. Ok I'll go 1st my number is in the 30's which is rather low I think. I was married for 10 years and didn't cheat. So that takes away from my total for being with one woman that long. I've been in a relationship for over a year now with Kristin and we are monogamous so that's 11 total years of lock down for me.

Counting my wife, I’m at 8 - I got married young, though - to the love of my life - and we’re still going strong. No ‘oopsie’ kids (thank Christ). Probably low man here, but I don’t care. I’ve seen how a few of my past ‘girlfriends’ have turned out - think I’m like Neo in ‘The Matrix’ how I dodged some of those bullets.

But, ironically, every once in a blue moon, I still get propositioned. I’m like, where were you chicks when I was single & horny?!?!

 

[JDS]

Counting my wife, I’m at 8 - I got married young, though - to the love of my life - and we’re still going strong. No ‘oopsie’ kids (thank Christ). Probably low man here, but I don’t care. I’ve seen how a few of my past ‘girlfriends’ have turned out - think I’m like Neo in ‘The Matrix’ how I dodged some of those bullets.

But, ironically, every once in a blue moon, I still get propositioned. I’m like, where were you chicks when I was single & horny?!?!

Thanks for sharing bud, I have a very good feeling you and your other half are quite happy. The couple who cooks together generally can stand each others company and usually have a healthy sex life from experience.

 

[jjgold]

Jds under 5 -230

 

[JDS]

Jds under 5 -230

 

[KVB]

That little baby shaft pound for pound is the best in the game.

True.

So true that some call it "black baby shaft"

 

[pete0]

It's not difficult these days. I think the rule is to divide by three for men and multiply by three for women. Therefore, he ended up with 33 or 34 women.

 

[flyingillini]

Last 5 years Asia

ok Elvis

with any guy subtract 90% from any number

Way more than that, you are off by a couple hundred.....

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Thanks for sharing bud, I have a very good feeling you and your other half are quite happy. The couple who cooks together generally can stand each others company and usually have a healthy sex life from experience.

 

[flyingillini]

I had 13 different girls in 12 days in a row once 8 years ago, it was crazy. And no hookers, normal hynas

 

[JDS]

I had 13 different girls in 12 days in a row once 8 years ago, it was crazy.

I believe it !!! I would never question this man’s sexual experiences.

 

[flyingillini]

I believe it !!! I would never question this man’s sexual experiences.

I love your sexy abs! Would love to see a pic. Dm me.