Gambling in the hood

[baz]

No, only one was mine and I couldn’t even finish the one.

You kidding? ??? Dude I would HOUSE both plates. Looks awesome.

 

[baz]

I don’t know if you looked it up or not but there really is an Asian massage parlor across the street.

Beijing Massage

Prob an underground tunnel connecting the two as well.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Prob an underground tunnel connecting the two as well.

Reminds me of the ‘cheeseburger’ joke - but Asian style:

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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant, he takes a look up at the menu board and it reads as follows:

Egg Roll - 2.99
Fried Rice - 5.99
Orange Chicken - 10.99
Hand Jobs - 19.99

He waves the hostess down, and up walks this tall, busty, beautiful Chinese girl in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the man coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The hostess blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a sexy little smile.
The man grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want an egg roll…..”

 

[baz]

Reminds me of the ‘cheeseburger’ joke - but Asian style:

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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant, he takes a look up at the menu board and it reads as follows:

Egg Roll - 2.99
Fried Rice - 5.99
Orange Chicken - 10.99
Hand Jobs - 19.99

He waves the hostess down, and up walks this tall, busty, beautiful Chinese girl in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the man coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The hostess blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a sexy little smile.
The man grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want an egg roll…..”

Cannot believe as a FREQUENT hand washer that took me easily 60-75 seconds to get.