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BMR Genie

BMR Genie

Joined
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@flyingillini you are like my brother from another mother.

I will teach you the crew's handshake, code words, and send you the access code to the weekly zoom meeting.

Also, If KVB and Diggity won't accept you as a member, we'll kick them out and have our own crew. If Diggity wasn't my landlord, he'd already be out. :yes:
Is he treating you well rn as his tenant, Tank?
 

Tanko

Tanko

Joined
Oct 27, 2021
Messages
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Is he treating you well rn as his tenant, Tank?
No....
He makes me do things since I can't pay the rent.
He leaves a list of stuff each morning taped to the shed door. Here is today's "to do" list:
  • Pick up the dog poo in the yard. OK fine but, then he wants me to go through each pile to make sure the dog doesn't have worms. One pile looked like it came from a human. I think Diggity's playing somekind of sick game.
  • Organize his porn DVD collection alphabetically. Yesterday's "to do" list had me do them chronologically yesterday. :banghead: Its like a 1500 DVDs. JFC.
  • Wash and dry his clothes, including being required to hand wash his skid marked whitey tighty's. Please just kill me now.
  • Kick the Fedex guy's a$$ when he delivers a package today because he delivered the wrong package to the house last week. Fedex guy's name is Bubba.
    Bubba is a 6'-5" 250 lbs dude with "Kill Ya Momma" tattooed on his neck & his neck is bigger than his head. This probably isn't going to go well.
  • Sort the trash from this weekend's party. Its not sorting it for recycleables. No. That would be easy. He wants that s#it sorted by color and size. WTF. How do you determine the color of a 2 day old banana peal (black, yellow, moldy green)???? Who does this?
  • etc....
I'm trying to find a new place. :yes:
 

BMR Genie

BMR Genie

Joined
Jun 16, 2016
Messages
33,059
No....
He makes me do things since I can't pay the rent.
He leaves a list of stuff each morning taped to the shed door. Here is today's "to do" list:
  • Pick up the dog poo in the yard. OK fine but, then he wants me to go through each pile to make sure the dog doesn't have worms. One pile looked like it came from a human. I think Diggity's playing somekind of sick game.
  • Organize his porn DVD collection alphabetically. Yesterday's "to do" list had me do them chronologically yesterday. :banghead: Its like a 1500 DVDs. JFC.
  • Wash and dry his clothes, including being required to hand wash his skid marked whitey tighty's. Please just kill me now.
  • Kick the Fedex guy's a$$ when he delivers a package today because he delivered the wrong package to the house last week. Fedex guy's name is Bubba.
    Bubba is a 6'-5" 250 lbs dude with "Kill Ya Momma" tattooed on his neck & his neck is bigger than his head. This probably isn't going to go well.
  • Sort the trash from this weekend's party. Its not sorting it for recycleables. No. That would be easy. He wants that s#it sorted by color and size. WTF. How do you determine the color of a 2 day old banana peal (black, yellow, moldy green)???? Who does this?
  • etc....
I'm trying to find a new place. :yes:
Oh my! No bueno. I can feel your pain while reading the list, Tank.

Try to contact that female neighbor who wants you to live with her. I think she will treat you right.
 

KVB

KVB

Joined
Apr 11, 2023
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Guy thinks he can live rent free and live the happy life.

Then cries over a couple of chores. JFC

Right? I mean, come on.

He wants to find a new place, tell him to head on over to Donkland, there's always room at Donkland.

But if it's the chores he's got a problem with, not sure Donkland will work out for him.

Nomsayin'?

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Tanko

Tanko

Joined
Oct 27, 2021
Messages
46,226
Guy thinks he can live rent free and live the happy life.

Then cries over a couple of chores. JFC
Right? I mean, come on.

He wants to find a new place, tell him to head on over to Donkland, there's always room at Donkland.

But if it's the chores he's got a problem with, not sure Donkland will work out for him.

Nomsayin'?

NOkrIWm.gif
Donkland may not be so bad....
I should tell you the story about being asked to recycle Diggity's used condoms......
 

flyingillini

flyingillini

Joined
Jul 25, 2022
Messages
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Is there more support for Putin or Obama/Biden in Vietname flyingillini?
Also does the 2nd sign show a hotline to call Obama or what?:ROFLMAO:
They love who the American President at the current time. They can't tell you why but whoever it is they like. It is the # of the shop haha, what is funny on most of all the signs for business it says "hotline" it is funny , everytime I see that it reminds me of the 1980s and early 90s calling the party hotlines.
 
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