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maltedhopsfrenzy

maltedhopsfrenzy

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“Lazy Saturday 7-Point Teaser”
Pays +300

Clemson -7
Wisconsin +11
AZ State +16.5
USC +4
Arizona +9

Good Luck ‘Eye Candy’ Crew!!!!!

F#CKIN’ WISKY! They royally F#CK me every time I use them for something. Oh well, here’s tomorrow’s parlay ridiculousness paying an outrageous +715.

Good Luck ‘Eye Candy’ Crew! See you mañana!!!!!

Lambs
Cowgirls
Succaneers
DA RAIDAHZZZZZZ!!!!! 🤪
Swifties

I’ll definitely hedge with the Loins if I survive until that night game…..

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maltedhopsfrenzy

maltedhopsfrenzy

Joined
Jan 24, 2023
Messages
6,188
F#CKIN’ WISKY! They royally F#CK me every time I use them for something. Oh well, here’s tomorrow’s parlay ridiculousness paying an outrageous +715.

Good Luck ‘Eye Candy’ Crew! See you mañana!!!!!

Lambs
Cowgirls
Succaneers
DA RAIDAHZZZZZZ!!!!! 🤪
Swifties

I’ll definitely hedge with the Loins if I survive until that night game…..

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F#CKIN’ COWGIRLS!

Another last second idiotic desperate grab here for +582:

Bucs & Over 44
Pack & Over 41.5
Lions +4.5

Good Luck ‘Eye Candy’ Crew!
 

maltedhopsfrenzy

maltedhopsfrenzy

Joined
Jan 24, 2023
Messages
6,188
F#CKIN’ WISKY! They royally F#CK me every time I use them for something. Oh well, here’s tomorrow’s parlay ridiculousness paying an outrageous +715.

Good Luck ‘Eye Candy’ Crew! See you mañana!!!!!

Lambs
Cowgirls
Succaneers
DA RAIDAHZZZZZZ!!!!! 🤪
Swifties

I’ll definitely hedge with the Loins if I survive until that night game…..

👍🍺

F#CKIN’ C0CKSUCKIN’ COWGIRLS!!!!!
I would’ve had my 3 NFL teasers live going into the night game, and could’ve hedged this $#!T!!!!! F#CKIN’ Jerry Jones you old piece of $#!T! Redneck @$$#0LE!

Anyways…..

Looking at what I have left, and how I can angle this…..
 

maltedhopsfrenzy

maltedhopsfrenzy

Joined
Jan 24, 2023
Messages
6,188
F#CKIN’ C0CKSUCKIN’ COWGIRLS!!!!!
I would’ve had my 3 NFL teasers live going into the night game, and could’ve hedged this $#!T!!!!! F#CKIN’ Jerry Jones you old piece of $#!T! Redneck @$$#0LE!

Anyways…..

Looking at what I have left, and how I can angle this…..

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F#CK IT! I’m too buzzed & stupid to do the math. I think I have Lions +4.5 on one and over 44.5 on another. I’ll just root for that…..
 

Tanko

Tanko

Joined
Oct 27, 2021
Messages
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F#CKIN’ C0CKSUCKIN’ COWGIRLS!!!!!
I would’ve had my 3 NFL teasers live going into the night game, and could’ve hedged this $#!T!!!!! F#CKIN’ Jerry Jones you old piece of $#!T! Redneck @$$#0LE!

Anyways…..

Looking at what I have left, and how I can angle this…..
Cowgirls defense sucks, sucks, sucks.....
Tired of betting on them and losing.
 
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