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Tanko

Tanko

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Jerky I think I treat Tanko fairly well considering he doesn’t pay rent. Do you have any idea how many times he has paid me? Hey, I will just tell you…

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I guess you forget I take of things around the house that bring value.

Dishes
Dog poop
Mowing/landscaping
Painting
Washing the cars
Cleaning your tighty whities
"Servicing" the lady of the house (when you're gone)

I think zero rent is about what I should owe.
This place would be a mess without me.
 

DiggityDaggityDo

DiggityDaggityDo

Joined
Oct 30, 2021
Messages
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I guess you forget I take of things around the house that bring value.

Dishes
Dog poop
Mowing/landscaping
Painting
Washing the cars
Cleaning your tighty whities
"Servicing" the lady of the house (when you're gone)

I think zero rent is about what I should owe.
This place would be a mess without me.
See? This is why I never leave the house.

I don’t know how he does it but Tanko walks around mostly naked all day and always erect. 😯
 

BMR Genie

BMR Genie

Joined
Jun 16, 2016
Messages
30,387
:cheers:
@DiggityDaggityDo - Wife is meeting up with a couple of girlfriends for dinner & drinks this evening, so she said yesterday, “You’re on your own for dinner tomorrow…..”

I knew right after work I was going to Alberto’s, thanks to you reminding me of it! Haven’t eaten anything all day, and got the carne asada burrito. Ate it in the parking lot like a rabid dog. Their salsa is in packets now? Haven’t been here in a while, used to come in little Solo cups, but maybe it was a COVID thing they kept? Still tasted exactly as I remember it, though.

Sooooo worth it! I’m sleepy now…..

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So good!!!! :love:

And you have the photo verification sign, Malted! haha good one!:laugh:
 

BMR Genie

BMR Genie

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Messages
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See? This is why I never leave the house.

I don’t know how he does it but Tanko walks around mostly naked all day and always erect. 😯
What is the chance of you agreeing for Tanko to be your roommate instead of him renting your shelter? I think it will both develop your brotherhood relationship.
 

DiggityDaggityDo

DiggityDaggityDo

Joined
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Messages
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What is the chance of you agreeing for Tanko to be your roommate instead of him renting your shelter? I think it will both develop your brotherhood relationship.
Genie, I’ve already put an offer like that out to Tanko many times and he has never accepted the offer.

I’ve told him many times that him and Brenda can move in. Brenda can sleep on the left side of my King sized bed and tanko gets the laundry room all to himself. Well, all to himself plus the cats because the litter box is in there too.

Tanko has yet to accept the offer. I think Tanko loves living in the shed. 🤷‍♂️
 

BMR Genie

BMR Genie

Joined
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Messages
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Genie, I’ve already put an offer like that out to Tanko many times and he has never accepted the offer.

I’ve told him many times that him and Brenda can move in. Brenda can sleep on the left side of my King sized bed and tanko gets the laundry room all to himself. Well, all to himself plus the cats because the litter box is in there too.

Tanko has yet to accept the offer. I think Tanko loves living in the shed. 🤷‍♂️
You are so generous to offer him the laundry room, DDD :ROFLMAO:
 
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