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She sees right through me.
It's amazing.
I could be done soon, and that's what I want - to her.
We both Love King Rat, one of the best Modest Mouse songs ever.
She gave me hot, spicy hot dogs and gently placed the big containers of ketchup and mustard right next to me.
Her hair is amazing. So wavy, stylish and beautiful in every way,
Her eyes are that of a Goddess.
She's such a great talker.
Her body is perfect.
Her manners are perfect.
I just want to hold her and slow dance forever.
Truth.
It's amazing.
I could be done soon, and that's what I want - to her.
We both Love King Rat, one of the best Modest Mouse songs ever.
She gave me hot, spicy hot dogs and gently placed the big containers of ketchup and mustard right next to me.
Her hair is amazing. So wavy, stylish and beautiful in every way,
Her eyes are that of a Goddess.
She's such a great talker.
Her body is perfect.
Her manners are perfect.
I just want to hold her and slow dance forever.
Truth.
Thank you so much.
That's exactly what I needed.
You're one the best friends ever.
For real.
Enjoy the moment and I'm happy for you, Stevek.
Genie,
What exactly happened here?
Before we go to Taras’ decision, you must keep in mind that there is no 72-game game going on. There is no EV) incentive whatsoever to play this hand. That being said, you are free to choose whatever action your heart desires at the poker table.
In his spot, however, if you want to play a profitable strategy, you should look to continue with around the top 30% of hands. You should 3-bet with the top 9-10% of hands (a linear rangee) and call with the next ~20% of hands.
72-offsuit is obviously not strong enough to profitably 3-bet. But Taras knows that — he’s likely just making a move for the sake of the live show.
Doug’s cold 4-bet, in theory, is probably slightly losing. But in practice, it’s probably winning given that Taras is 3-betting with such a loose range. Doug’s 4-bet size is on the big side, which is reasonable against a loose player like Taras.
EZ makes the EZ fold with A8-offsuit.
Taras, on the other hand, is not letting go. He wants to go home with a story where he won a big pot off of Doug Polk with 72-offsuit. So, with that in mind, he 5-bets.
Going back to Doug now. In theory, he doesn’t have a profitable call as he should be facing an extremely strong range. But Doug calls, probably because of these reasons:
Taras bets $7,000 with . Doug calls with .
As for Doug, I’m going to assume that he is playing against a looser range than he should be. Because otherwise, I don’t think he’d be in this spot to begin with.
Taras’ c-bet is quite good since he should expect Doug to have a lot of missed overrcards. So, by betting this small, he will force some folds from those 2 overcard hands that have ~24% equity against his pair of twos.
Plus, he will also get some value from hands such as overcards with a backdoor flush draw, like Doug’s .
Taras is also not risking that much, which means that with a little bit of fold equity and some decent equity when called, this bet is +EV.
Checking and facing a potential bet would put him in a much more peculiar situation, as he would now need to guess a lot more about what kind of range Doug might bet.
Back to Doug now, who’s call is likely slightly profitable. Assuming he’s playing against a “wild” range, he has enough equity (given the pot odds laid by the 33% pot bet), nut potential, and bluff potential (given the stack-to-pot ratio) to make the call.
Taras checks. Doug checks back.
Taras’ hand now becomes significantly worse, since more hands have become a pair or better, and every missed hand has become at least a gutshot straight draw with 2 overcards.
Betting now wouldn’t accomplish anything better than checking. Let’s break down why that is.
ce-King, he shoots himself in the foot a little bit since the King would’ve put Taras into a reverse implied odds situation.
All-in-all, checking is by far the best option for both players.
Taras checks. Doug shoves for $50,275. Taras tank-folds.
Taras has no reason to bet because it would only fold out worse and get called by better. Checking is clearly superior.
Doug is holding the nuts at this point and makes the correct decision to shove. He will have enough hands that are candidates for bluffing even if he shoves (so that he creates an indifference in Taras’ range). A smaller size would simply be leaving money on the table.
Faced with this jam, Taras is put into the tank and some pretty hilarious table talk ensues, causing Doug to break character by laughing. Watch it go down:
In the end, Taras’ fold is probably best. It’s one of those situations where you really need to know your opponent to make a good decision. Is Doug over-bluffing or not? That’s what Taras should be thinking about.
Taras is clearly a highly intelligent person. Playing poker sub-optimally doesn’t take anything away from that. And you can tell that he is actually very smart because Doug made a huge error just before the end of the hand.
Taras was heavily leaning towards calling on the river due to the story aspect of the hand (telling your friends and kids that you owned Doug Polk with 72-offsuit is quite cool). After jokingly asking “How much is it? OMG, it’s like thousands of dollars,” Doug burst out laughing.
This immediately prompted Taras’ to throw his hand into the muck. This was probably Doug’s most expensive laugh ever!
That’s all for this article! I hope you enjoyed it and that you learned from it! As usual, if you have any questions or feedback feel free to leave a comment in the section down below.
Till’ next time, good luck, grinders!
What exactly happened here?
Preflop Analysis
EZ should open-raise with around the top 30% of hands from the Cutoff, and A8-offsuit just barely makes the cut. Well played.Before we go to Taras’ decision, you must keep in mind that there is no 72-game game going on. There is no EV) incentive whatsoever to play this hand. That being said, you are free to choose whatever action your heart desires at the poker table.
In his spot, however, if you want to play a profitable strategy, you should look to continue with around the top 30% of hands. You should 3-bet with the top 9-10% of hands (a linear rangee) and call with the next ~20% of hands.
72-offsuit is obviously not strong enough to profitably 3-bet. But Taras knows that — he’s likely just making a move for the sake of the live show.
Doug’s cold 4-bet, in theory, is probably slightly losing. But in practice, it’s probably winning given that Taras is 3-betting with such a loose range. Doug’s 4-bet size is on the big side, which is reasonable against a loose player like Taras.
EZ makes the EZ fold with A8-offsuit.
Taras, on the other hand, is not letting go. He wants to go home with a story where he won a big pot off of Doug Polk with 72-offsuit. So, with that in mind, he 5-bets.
Going back to Doug now. In theory, he doesn’t have a profitable call as he should be facing an extremely strong range. But Doug calls, probably because of these reasons:
- Taras is going to have a weaker range than he should
- His pot odds are good (needing around 30% equity to call)
- There are plenty of big blinds left to play for, which gives him some maneuverability.
Flop Action
The flop comes and the pot is $21,025.Taras bets $7,000 with . Doug calls with .
Flop Analysis
Given that we are way off the game theory optimal strategy, I will focus my analysis from the point of view of Taras holding 72-offsuit and how he may best maneuver postflop.As for Doug, I’m going to assume that he is playing against a looser range than he should be. Because otherwise, I don’t think he’d be in this spot to begin with.
Taras’ c-bet is quite good since he should expect Doug to have a lot of missed overrcards. So, by betting this small, he will force some folds from those 2 overcard hands that have ~24% equity against his pair of twos.
Plus, he will also get some value from hands such as overcards with a backdoor flush draw, like Doug’s .
Taras is also not risking that much, which means that with a little bit of fold equity and some decent equity when called, this bet is +EV.
Checking and facing a potential bet would put him in a much more peculiar situation, as he would now need to guess a lot more about what kind of range Doug might bet.
Back to Doug now, who’s call is likely slightly profitable. Assuming he’s playing against a “wild” range, he has enough equity (given the pot odds laid by the 33% pot bet), nut potential, and bluff potential (given the stack-to-pot ratio) to make the call.
Turn Action
The turn comes the , making the board . The pot is $35,025.Taras checks. Doug checks back.
Turn Analysis
The turn gives Doug top pair while Taras is downgraded to fourth pair.Taras’ hand now becomes significantly worse, since more hands have become a pair or better, and every missed hand has become at least a gutshot straight draw with 2 overcards.
Betting now wouldn’t accomplish anything better than checking. Let’s break down why that is.
- First off, with a small bet, his fold equity will be extremely low given how many hands have enough equity to continue.
- When he does bet small and get called, his equity will be very low.
- At the same time, betting big would make it so that he doesn’t get enough value from the hands that he is ahead of, and he loses way more against the hands that already beat him.
ce-King, he shoots himself in the foot a little bit since the King would’ve put Taras into a reverse implied odds situation.
All-in-all, checking is by far the best option for both players.
River Action
The river comes the , making the final board . The pot is $35,025.Taras checks. Doug shoves for $50,275. Taras tank-folds.
River Analysis
The river is mostly a brick. It doesn’t change the nuts and it only improves hands to beat overrpairs.Taras has no reason to bet because it would only fold out worse and get called by better. Checking is clearly superior.
Doug is holding the nuts at this point and makes the correct decision to shove. He will have enough hands that are candidates for bluffing even if he shoves (so that he creates an indifference in Taras’ range). A smaller size would simply be leaving money on the table.
Faced with this jam, Taras is put into the tank and some pretty hilarious table talk ensues, causing Doug to break character by laughing. Watch it go down:
In the end, Taras’ fold is probably best. It’s one of those situations where you really need to know your opponent to make a good decision. Is Doug over-bluffing or not? That’s what Taras should be thinking about.
Final Thoughts
There is one final point that I’d like to talk about before you leave this article, and that is the importance of live tells.Taras is clearly a highly intelligent person. Playing poker sub-optimally doesn’t take anything away from that. And you can tell that he is actually very smart because Doug made a huge error just before the end of the hand.
Taras was heavily leaning towards calling on the river due to the story aspect of the hand (telling your friends and kids that you owned Doug Polk with 72-offsuit is quite cool). After jokingly asking “How much is it? OMG, it’s like thousands of dollars,” Doug burst out laughing.
This immediately prompted Taras’ to throw his hand into the muck. This was probably Doug’s most expensive laugh ever!
That’s all for this article! I hope you enjoyed it and that you learned from it! As usual, if you have any questions or feedback feel free to leave a comment in the section down below.
Till’ next time, good luck, grinders!
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Nice shaft
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That time I went to a Halloween Party as
Celery Man
Celery Man
What happened to this guy? Still part of the Halloween?
"What kinda customer are YOUUU took me out lmao" - give this man a raise. lol
Looks like you nailed it, Iwin. Did you eat the celery after? hahaThat time I went to a Halloween Party as
Celery Man
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0% chance Fidels would put celery anywhere his mouth.
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Lol Genie .
Costume cost a buck
Bought celery and asked for a paper bag
Wrapped some duct tape around it to keep it on my head .
Celery Man was a hit that night .
Ate sooo much asssssss in that costume
Costume cost a buck
Bought celery and asked for a paper bag
Wrapped some duct tape around it to keep it on my head .
Celery Man was a hit that night .
Ate sooo much asssssss in that costume
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Cash trying to eat vegetables
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If you hate vegetables, try grilled vegetables tossed in olive oil and seasoning
OMG! hahaha. You are indeed a winner, Iwin.
Who's the monster guy? Is that your brother?
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