I don’t mess around with stinky pussy
this chick drove me to a parking lot instead of the Hardee’s she promised
when I was drunk as fukk like 19 years old
She was pretty hot but I always thought of her as a friend and I thought
she thought the same . Apparently not . She started kissing me and then hopped into
the backseat right smack in the middle of the seats and pulled her pants down to
her ankles and raised both legs above her head and grabbed them .
Told me to come back there and come get it .
I hopped back there and the stench hit me . Straight up said I can’t do this Mandy
and blamed it on her being a friend since we were in grade school .
You’d think that would be the end of it . She got angry and it was snowy and shitty
out and drove fast and recklessly out of the parking lot and we got stuck
It was 2 in the morning and a fukking cop came and had to take us home
The cop was like , so what were you all doing out in a parking lot at 2 am
in these conditions. Would have been funny but it actually made Mandy more pissed .
She went around saying that I was gay because I passed up sex
and that night hurt our friendship overall .
Even to this day she acts shady towards me . She is def attractive though