THIS!
Every female teacher in my middle and high school was over 50 and/or 300 lbs.
Check that, we did have a dike as a gym teacher. She was kinda hot but wrong team.
Headshot, neck shots
Stab wound, cutthroat
Slit wrist, burning building
Can't breath too much smoke
Thrown off a rooftop, 2 cops shot a brother
Said it was a gun, it was a hairbrush, motherfukker
Suicide with a rope, carcrash, comatose
Drown in a motorboat , bad drug overdose