Went out to mow the lawn and two f#k'n dogs attacked me. One about 50-60 lbs (lab mix) the other 80-90 lbs (great dane mix).
One bit my heel but I'm wearing leather work boots so no damage. I chased them SOBs with a broom and they tried to surround me. One was behind and one in front of me. Little MFers were working as a team.
I'm sure all the neighbors will come home tonight and watch their ring doorbell videos and get a good laugh.
Was about to shoot those F#kers but thought I might get arrested for firing inside city limits so left the guns in the house.