Wait, what about her pearl thigh? She could have gone for the pearl necklace, or even pearl belt, I mean, I'm sure any guy would happily oblige, but she went for the pearl thigh? Is she lesbian?
That's got to be a hard one to keep up.
If she shifts her weight and relaxes her thigh does it fall to her ankle?
So many questions, incuding "now what"?
As far as what's next, I'm pretty sure she banged the photographer after the photo.
Pretty sure.
But we don't know if that photog was male or female.
Or gender fluid.
Still so many questions.