Theres three June babies in the family that live locally. So I’m throwing a party this Saturday for all the birthdays in one day.
My nose is what makes this place so personableThis guy is nosey as fuk. But since you missed my first 47 accomplishments I’m really counting on you this year, Jerky.
. Happy early bday buddy, you know you could’ve told me to go fukk off lol & it’s none of my business, but you are way too fun for that type of answer.
Bernie Taupin writes the lyrics for Elton John. Elton composes the music.
But the son was based on the attempted suicide by John Elton, right? I really thought it was him who wrote it.
This baby is going to cry again if she see this post lolAsking the real questions…
I'm not sure what the song is about but I believe Taupin wrote all the lyrics. It's always been that way with them. It's a partnership.
Makes sense. They are partners in crime!
Was that ChatGPT ?Hey she's pretty and all and who doesn't like a nice caboose but damn... Zion could get just about anyone with his $$$. Chicks are drawn to athletes with big bucks. Why did he settle for a porn star?
When he takes her home to mom and mom asks, "So Mariah, what do you do for a living?".
Mariah: "I'm in the movies".
Mom: "Or really. What have I seen you in?"
Mariah: "Well, Dicking the Dutiful Wife.
Mom: "What? I didn't hear you."
Zion, attempting to change the subject: "Mom, we're having a baby."
Would be a tough day at the Williamson house.
