F#CKIN’ LIONS!
F#CK IT!
+200/7-point teaser:
Cowboys +10.5
Over 46
Bengals +14.5
Under 59
Good Luck “Eye Candy” Crew!
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Nice hit, Malted!

F#CKIN’ LIONS!
F#CK IT!
+200/7-point teaser:
Cowboys +10.5
Over 46
Bengals +14.5
Under 59
Good Luck “Eye Candy” Crew!
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Nice hit, Malted!

Good luck today!
F#CK YEAH!
“Late Nite Thanksgiving Leftovers” Parlay for +125:
Ole Miss
Georgia
North Texas
E-A-G-L-E-S ———- EAGLES!!!!!
Good Nite ‘Eye Candy’ Crew!!!!!
WTH????
F#CK IT!
Wolverines M/L for +300 - I’ll probably miss the first quarter driving, but I know it will be on at my sister’s house the second I walk in the door.
Good Luck ‘Eye Candy’ Crew!
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But, I just booked a $10 bet for my brother - he’s taking UCLA moneyline for +1075. Man! I hope he doesn’t win & I’ll have to pay him out somehow…..
“Sunday Morning Turkey Coma 7.5-point Teaser”
Pays +250
Colts/Texans = Under 52
Browns/Niners = Under 42.5
Bills +4.5
Chargers -2.5
Patriots +0.5
Good Luck ‘Eye Candy’ Crew!
“Sunday Morning Turkey Coma 7.5-point Teaser”
Pays +250
Colts/Texans = Under 52
Browns/Niners = Under 42.5
Bills +4.5
Chargers -2.5
Patriots +0.5
Good Luck ‘Eye Candy’ Crew!
O.K. - should’ve just left well enough alone, but that’s not the degenerate way. I’ve got this already for +250, and now going in on a 3-teamer/3 pointer for +250. Mariota’s a turd, but he should be good for like 12, and the BMR picker agrees with me. Broncos coming off a bye, and in National primetime. Hoping to double-dip this by tomorrow night - and yes, I am that drunk @$$#0LE playing third base at the blackjack table splitting 2’s when the dealer’s showing a 6…..
Broncos -3
Bronc’s/Skins = Over 40
Gints +10
Let’s Get This “Eye Candy” Crew!!!!!