They are from Santa Barbara, I know Eric pretty well and used to see them play all over SB before they got famous. Very humble guys and are still around SB when they are not touring. They have lots of friends in the area.
Translation:
In the first part, she explains she will have sex with the first caller from each of these cities.
In the second part, she talks about renaming the Gulf of Mexico after her pooter.
The last part is just boring weather stuff.