Don’t Forget Mischief Night Wednesday

[patrickbateman]

f*** I can't believe that story just popped into my head. She was sMashed off of vodka and wanted a "tour" of our finished basement. I was a gentleman and declined. Now half of my life is over, I own a house, and had to go apple picking last weekend with my girlfriend. Unbelievable. What a wasted opportunity.

 

[patrickbateman]

This chick and her friends went to a Catholic school so me and some other fake tough guys decided to go to one of their football games and jump this kid named Ryan Wolfe. We waited until the game ended and pulled into the parking lot with Wu Tang blaring from my car's boom box. Shit was pumping. Saw the dude and was about to stop the car and I swear like 20 football players started walking towards us. Got the f*** out of there as quickly as possible. Would have been a fucking slaughter. 4 on 21. Never got that kid but I still remember his name. Ryan Wolfe. If I could only go back in time...

 

[patrickbateman]

My rap styles vary, and carry like Mariah.

 

[jjgold]

Don’t forget, everyone has cameras now another massive deterrent

 

[baz]

"Bald Asshole"

One of my favorite scenes in television history. JJ is not part of the community though. MFer is too weak.

 

[quantumleap]

Anyone who's going to a Halloween party?

I used to go to the main street near the university here. There would be hundreds of people walking the street all dressed up. It was great.

My costume was a doctor. I had a white coat and a stethoscope and rubber gloves hanging out my pocket. The lettering on the white coat said "Dr. Feelgood".

 

[charliebrown]

Do kids still tp houses?

 

[jjgold]

This used to be a big night back in the day

Maybe it’s actually gone

 

[charliebrown]

This used to be a big night back in the day

Maybe it’s actually gone

I remember you always had the plan and got mad at that John Bakersfield for not bringing the ladder

 

[sunshine11]

Jj you still egg houses?

 

[jjgold]

I don’t see any activity around here. I used to go out with the high school kids and smoke weed.

 

[djefferis]

Remember when dumping a few boxes of Mr Bubble into the fountain in the center of town was a tradition. Every year they would try to “outsmart” kids by turning it off - first we moved to doing it the 30th - eventually figured out how to just turn the valve on ourselves. Also stealing hubcaps off the towns cruiser always a classic.

Did the Mr Bubble into the fountain thing at the mall where we worked too more than once. It was way too convenient - on the left sat a drug store, on the right the store I worked in and in the center the fountain. One of the guys had a girl who worked in the drug store - so we went over and grabbed 5 or 6 boxes from her and dumped it in.

Security would show up and start questioning us - so we all gave descriptions of some kids who we hated and sometimes even a first name. Of course everyone coordinated our stories and security had no problem with reason not to believe us.