Toilet papered a few trees in my day. Also egged a few houses.
I'll never forget when this smoking cheerleader and her friend spent hours writing messages to me on our driveway. My dad woke me up and was baffled. Had to take 2 hours at least.
I should have banged that cheerleader when she was drunk at my house one night. For some unknown reason, my conscious said NO.
F MY LIFE.