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ladonque

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Autodonk/LaDonque's long-storied use of Japanese Haiku has been cemented for decades on numerous betting-bookmaking sites world-wide. Recent events and the trial of Pdiddler and his freak-off lovin' ho Cassie (she testified in open court that she indeed sent texts to Ditt ystating she "loved our freak-offs" any time, any place!!!") had me composing haiku yet again.

LaDonque finds it laughable that a mollied-up whore having hundreds of orgasms per Freak-Off, most of which are on videotape, is somehow being "sex-trafficked" or a victim of sexual abuse. Most hos would give their left tit to be "trafficked" or "abused" in such a manner. Don't believe me? Google "BBC Lovers" or "Swingers for big black c*ck" and see the thousands of bbc-thirsty hos that pop up.....

So, without further adieu, my take on this bullshit Ditty sex trial:


In Traditional 5-7-5 Japanese Haiku Format:

Feds claim Freak-Offs bad

Whore Cassie Loves BBC

Diddy MUST GO FREE!!!
 

MinnesotaFats

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As a lawyer Donk what do you see so far?

Domestic Abuse, yes

But I haven't seen anything RICO/ trafficking related here. Seems a huge waste of taxpayer time.

Jury probably convicts him because its stupid liberals, but he's free on appeal right?
 

BMR Genie

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Question is- what was in that grand jury hearing that lead to a trafficking indictment?
"The indictment alleges Combs "abused, threatened, and coerced women and others around him to fulfil his sexual desires, protect his reputation, and conceal his conduct" from at least 2008."

 

JDS

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Non-sports related thread of the day. 🫡
 

ladonque

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LOL

As a lawyer Donk what do you see so far?

Domestic Abuse, yes

But I haven't seen anything RICO/ trafficking related here. Seems a huge waste of taxpayer time.

Jury probably convicts him because its stupid liberals, but he's free on appeal right?
good assessment overall, particularly from the pragmatic standpoint of what the jury may want to do. I'd like to know the racial makeup of the jury, as black liberals may be torn between "OJ-type" sentiment and hating men who are alleged sex abusers.

This case is over-charged, primarily because the obvious crimes were all state crimes (assault, battery, domestic abuse, prostitution, etc.) for which the statute of limitations has run. So the feds had to go the rico route, which doesn't fit well at all.

Not a pdiddler fan, as he's a total cuck and probably wished he has in Cassie's position during the Freak-Offs, and that it was his hole being stretched by The Punisher's huge tool.... Never cared for his music, or the fact that he's a molester like biden (poor beiber and usher, for e.g.).

But, our fed govt is out of control, particularly the biden-era doj......
 

ladonque

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Non-sports related thread of the day. 🫡
Non-sports related thread of the day. 🫡


hmmm.... is this a betting site, or a "sports site"???

u must be one of those hamburgers that loses all his money betting on sports.....

broaden your betting horizons, as this thread is for more worldly bettors, and definitely BC material.....



PDIDDLER vegas.PNG
 

JDS

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Non-sports related thread of the day. 🫡


hmmm.... is this a betting site, or a "sports site"???

u must be one of those hamburgers that loses all his money betting on sports.....

broaden your betting horizons, as this thread is for more worldly bettors, and definitely BC material.....



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I wasn’t being sarcastic guy wtf, I was giving you recognition this is a very popular topic outside of sports. You got it all wrong, Homie lol. (Fa get about it)
 

JDS

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@ladonque you fail to remember who the f*** I am bud. This is “Jerky” aka BeatTheJerk one of your biggest supporters over the years when you decide to share your thoughts, opinions & experiences.
 

ladonque

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my apologies if I misread it as a classic "saloon/sandbox this shit" quip, with a compliment on the cassie is a ho content.

I've got five large on that knt karen read going down on intoxication manslaughter (manslaughter while operating a vehicle under the influence), so I was focusing more on the direct examination of the commonwealth's accident reconstructionist when I was gleaning the responses to this thread....

no biggies.... play on!
 
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my apologies if I misread it as a classic "saloon/sandbox this shit" quip, with a compliment on the cassie is a ho content.

I've got five large on that knt karen read going down on intoxication manslaughter (manslaughter while operating a vehicle under the influence), so I was focusing more on the direct examination of the commonwealth's accident reconstructionist when I was gleaning the responses to this thread....

no biggies.... play on!
Good to see you around Donk, don’t be a stranger you are a forumville Legend around these parts. ✅
 

baz

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LOL

As a lawyer Donk what do you see so far?

Domestic Abuse, yes

But I haven't seen anything RICO/ trafficking related here. Seems a huge waste of taxpayer time.

Jury probably convicts him because its stupid liberals, but he's free on appeal right?
Love my guy Fats, but without knowing any facts, I can assure the author of that post has 100% NEVER been a defendant in the United States of America for a criminal case. It's all good, though. He should be proud of that.

Puffy is getting double-digit years. Prob never coming home. Trust me, puffy is PRAYING he only gets a 10 piece but he def getting a minimum 15-20 EASILY.......

Waste of "taxpayer time" ???? that is ADORABLE........... Puffy is getting his boots SMOKED, trust me.
 
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