This is bad but I had this friend during my college years looked like Tom but was like the special needs mental version of him and loved to imitate Tom's movie scenes. He was the best wing man ever as an ice breaker and over 21 so could but beer. I worked in a mall while I went to college full time(not all of us are raised with a silver spoon and have to earn their way their life). He lived nearby so would be at the mall occasionally. There would be a group of chicks in the food court. I would say "go do your thing Tom." It was so fvcking funny. He would bust out the "You got that lovin feeling song." I was a supervisor so I would say ok gang, I am taking my lunch now and go finish the deal. I was a good looking built dude back than and had no issues approaching chicks but also loved playing the role as closer in those situations. What girl doesn't love a guy that has a friend that is special needs.
I would love to see a thread on
@MinnesotaFats old pick-up stories. There has to be some good ones.