
Now, if you hit it BIG, I’d like to change mine, and I’ll even keep it Christmas themed, and it would be a gift for the BOTH of us. As of 2023, the “12 Days Of Christmas” would cost approximately $46,729 but, we don’t need Gaylords or partridges. Let’s get the 9 strippers, the 8 handjob queens, I’ll pawn the 5 golden rings for some drinks and ‘party favors’ and I’ll roast us up the 3 French hens to feast on - and we’ll both have the Merriest F#CKING Christmas ever!!!!!
Figure we could get all of that for $15,000 to $20,000 - depending on the quality of the ‘milking maids’ and ‘dancing ladies’, or, if we found 9 that would be willing to do both - even better. We don’t need 17 chicks running around anyways…..
Cheers to a Merry Christmas and a VERY prosperous New Year!!!!!