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maltedhopsfrenzy

maltedhopsfrenzy

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1 beer pointless even bad
2 beers same
3 beers push
4 beers satisfactory
5 beers sweet spot
6 beers stop its already too much
1 beer pre-game warmup
2 beers loosening up
3 beers game has started
4 beers you’re third up in the lineup
5 beers - on deck
6 beers - base hit
7 beers - double
8 beers - triple
9 beers - home run
10 beers - grand slam
11 beers - slowly realize you’re not the star of a baseball game…..
12 beers - “I’m Ohtani B*TCH! Sign me up!”
13 beers…..
14 beers…..
15? beers…..

Next morning, wake up & make a Spicy Clamato Michelada with a Modelo, eat a greasy chorizo breakfast burrito, start all over…..
 

maltedhopsfrenzy

maltedhopsfrenzy

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Body points to irreversible brain damage. Beers tonight
:cheers:
I abide by “The Buffalo Theory”:

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And, when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!
 

KingKolzig

KingKolzig

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:cheers:
I abide by “The Buffalo Theory”:

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And, when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!
Ruinous of souls drug dealers make it impossible for me to get proper pain meds. Fuk em ill see them at judgement
 
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