Ass Slapping Championship

[Tanko]

More importantly - where can I wager on this?!?!

Screw that. I want in.
I want to participate (w/ the women).
I've asked my wife if she would let me train on her..... She said, sure. If I help her train with her unusal sport....

Hard pass on that one.

 

[BobbyFK]

Screw that. I want in.
I want to participate (w/ the women).
I've asked my wife if she would let me train on her..... She said, sure. If I help her train with her unusal sport....

Hard pass on that one.

Wear a cup

 

[Tanko]

Wear a cup

 

[KVB]

Wear a cup

Funny thing, that's what said about Ass Slapping and it caught on.

Just don't forget to flip your butt implants around so nobody can see them...

 

[KVB]

I suppose you could just show up with a "diaper booty" and win the championship...

 

[jjgold]

I don’t think anybody’s ever gotten laid in this thread

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

I don’t think anybody’s ever gotten laid in this thread

 

[KVB]

I don’t think anybody’s ever gotten laid in this thread

 

[alittleboy]

Could totally be an olympic sport

 

[BMR Genie]

Genie, you ever been in an ass slapping contest? Asking for a friend.

In a contest? no, QL.

 

[BMR Genie]

Funny thing, that's what said about Ass Slapping and it caught on.

Just don't forget to flip your butt implants around so nobody can see them...

I suppose you could just show up with a "diaper booty" and win the championship...

The main eligibility of this contest should be.. "butt must be original".

 

[flyingillini]

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1823473362812678509

 

[flyingillini]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1823473362812678509

Amazing, this is purple passion lysol wipes material. God Bless you Diggity aka the new dad

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1823473362812678509

 

[KVB]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1823473362812678509

I might be calling shenanigans.

That first slap was a 12 to 6 slap, vertical.

Is that legal?

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I might be calling shenanigans.

That first slap was a 12 to 6 slap, vertical.

Is that legal?

KVB, i’m not sure. Let’s ask the expert.

 

[flyingillini]

KVB, i’m not sure. Let’s ask the expert.

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