Anyone ever get a vasectomy?

[BigJay]

I got snipped 14 seconds after I signed my divorce papers. One of the best decisions of my life. I can now always enjoy sex with a peace of mind.

I thought with your kind of sex though Jerky there’s no way the dude could get pregnant

 

[JDS]

I though with your kind of sex though Jerky there’s no way the dude could get pregnant

You’re quoting the wrong BTJ you’re referring to BeanTownJim pal. I’m a lot of things, but that ain’t me lol.

 

[Tanko]

Sex is boring

17 years ago was the last time it lasted about 48 seconds I don’t even miss it

Lmao. JJ, I know there’s been a lot videos but you should get someone to help you write a book or make a full length movie on your life. Guaranteed hit.

 

[donnie]

Know lots of guys that have been sniped. All success stories.

 

[jjgold]

Lmao. JJ, I know there’s been a lot videos but you should get someone to help you write a book or make a full length movie on your life. Guaranteed hit.

Tanker I am serious, I don’t even think about it anymore. Once in a while I watch some porn and seven minutes I turn it off.

 

[JDS]

Tanker I am serious, I don’t even think about it anymore. Once in a while I watch some porn and seven minutes I turn it off.

The day I say that to myself, I no longer want to be breathing.

 

[quantumleap]

Vasectomy is something you shouldn't be ashamed to talk about. I'm a girl and I support guys who chose to go to this decision.

Good luck with the procedure and the healing days, QL.

Thanks Genie!

 

[Tanko]

Thanks Genie!

How you doing????

 

[akillies]

i backed out, not cause of the procedure but the after effects.
think about it, you still produce sperm so where does it go?

 

[JDS]

i backed out, not cause of the procedure but the after effects.
think about it, you still produce sperm so where does it go?

The sperm die & they are absorbed by the body, zero side effect.

 

[Tanko]

The sperm die & they are absorbed by the body, zero side effect.

Wait... What? They die?

If this is true, vasectomies might be illegal in a number of red states. Many have passed laws saying life begins at inception but, you could take that a step further and argue that life actually initiates w/ the sperm thus killing the sperm in this manner may be considered murder.


I think this was considered in the movie Legally Blonde. Movies is where I get most of my knowledge.

 

[JDS]

Wait... What? They die?

If this is true, vasectomies might be illegal in a number of red states. Many have passed laws saying life begins at inception but, you could take that a step further and argue that life actually initiates w/ the sperm thus killing the sperm in this manner may be considered murder.


I think this was considered in the movie Legally Blonde. Movies is where I get most of my knowledge.

You silly fukk lol

 

[quantumleap]

How you doing????

Well, it didn't happen today. The surgeon said my PSA number was too high so I have to get a biopsy of the prostate. I wish they would have just canceled the appointment instead of getting me loopy AF on this Valium and having to go to the office and back.

So he said I could get a vasectomy after the biopsy. I'll fill you in on the biopsy results.

 

[akillies]

absorbed by the body," how? magic

 

[JDS]

absorbed by the body," how? magic

Look I’m no fuckin’ expert I’m quoting Google. You wanna do your own research fine. I had it done 6.5 years ago & everything is gravy my friend. Continue to be a conspiracy theorist I don’t care lol.

 

[Tanko]

Well, it didn't happen today. The surgeon said my PSA number was too high so I have to get a biopsy of the prostate. I wish they would have just canceled the appointment instead of getting me loopy AF on this Valium and having to go to the office and back.

So he said I could get a vasectomy after the biopsy. I'll fill you in on the biopsy results.

Check your PMs.

 

[flyingillini]

Look I’m no fuckin’ expert I’m quoting Google. You wanna do your own research fine. I had it done 6.5 years ago & everything is gravy my friend. Continue to be a conspiracy theorist I don’t care lol.

release a release on a piece of paper and please fax it to me, I need to inspect it, thanks!

 

[JDS]

release a release on a piece of paper and please fax it to me, I need to inspect it, thanks!

Wtf lol

 

[quantumleap]

Well, it didn't happen today. The surgeon said my PSA number was too high so I have to get a biopsy of the prostate. I wish they would have just canceled the appointment instead of getting me loopy AF on this Valium and having to go to the office and back.

So he said I could get a vasectomy after the biopsy. I'll fill you in on the biopsy results.

Well I had my biopsy today. It wasn't bad at all.

For the squeamish, don't continue reading.

They stuck a ultrasound probe up my ass so they could tell where to take the 12 samples from my prostate. I expected to feel a needle prick like the Novacaine at the dentist but I didn't feel anything.

So the doc points the sample collector at the location to take the sample and the medical assistant pulls the trigger on the gun. To be quite honest, all but one kind of tickled. One kind of stung but it wasn't too bad. All in all, it was almost a painless experience.

I was told to take it easy this weekend and be a couch potato. I told the doc I wouldn't do any yard work. The doc also said there may be blood in my urine for a few days and in my semen for a few weeks. I also have to take antibiotics for 3 days total.

Oh, the doc also said my prostate was enlarged which I knew from a CT scan a few months ago. He said typically a large prostate means the PSA numbers aren't cancer.

There's also a condition called BPH (benign prostatic hyperplasia) which can cause an enlarged prostate. I'm hoping that's the case because of the first word in the phrase: benign.

 

[Tanko]

Well I had my biopsy today. It wasn't bad at all.

For the squeamish, don't continue reading.

They stuck a ultrasound probe up my ass so they could tell where to take the 12 samples from my prostate. I expected to feel a needle prick like the Novacaine at the dentist but I didn't feel anything.

So the doc points the sample collector at the location to take the sample and the medical assistant pulls the trigger on the gun. To be quite honest, all but one kind of tickled. One kind of stung but it wasn't too bad. All in all, it was almost a painless experience.

I was told to take it easy this weekend and be a couch potato. I told the doc I wouldn't do any yard work. The doc also said there may be blood in my urine for a few days and in my semen for a few weeks. I also have to take antibiotics for 3 days total.

Oh, the doc also said my prostate was enlarged which I knew from a CT scan a few months ago. He said typically a large prostate means the PSA numbers aren't cancer.

There's also a condition called BPH (benign prostatic hyperplasia) which can cause an enlarged prostate. I'm hoping that's the case because of the first word in the phrase: benign.

Best wishes on the results.
Praying for a good outcome.