ALL my HAINES underwear becoming stained

[fishhead]

Great to hear the bowels are balancing out FH, as having to buy fresh 18 packs
of underwear every 2 weeks can get expensive.

Amazon your friend

 

[slickfazzer]

Amazon your friend

+EV move, and also consider wearing them an extra day before throwing them out.

 

[fiftycint]

Hey Fazzer have you considered a diaper?I know you are getting close pal

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Fishy, did you shit yourself today?

 

[slickfazzer]

Fishy, did you shit yourself today?

Diggity, FH is focused on not getting plowed every night of the week.

This will allow his intestinal tract to heal, and help limit the loose stools and leakage
that is destroying his underwear.

 

[BobbyFK]

Diggity, FH is focused on not getting plowed every night of the week.

There might be some truth to this....no wonder he always shits himself

FH do you like to get pegged??

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

There might be some truth to this....no wonder he always shits himself

FH do you like to get pegged??

Wtf

 

[JDS]

Wtf

Thread is still very active unreal

 

[carolinakid]

 

[carolinakid]

^for them hot summers by hanes

 

[slickfazzer]

Its impressive that so many posters here have stepped up to help provide
solutions to FH's skid mark/pants shitting issues.

You don't see this kind of commitment to a fellow poster just anywhere.

 

[KVB]

Bobby taking the thread to a whole nutha level.

 

[homie1975]

boxers bro, boxers.

let your nuts breath and swing around like one of those tire swings you see on playgrounds

 

[Tanko]

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CK is this what you wear?
Do the women like it?

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Thread is no longer funny.

Get well, Fish.

Agreed. Not to be a ‘party pooper’, but I can’t hold it in any longer and I’m about to let loose on this crap. I mean, $#!T’s starting to really hit the fan, and some of these posters are really stepping in it, posting some real turds. I mean, how much more can we squeeze out of this?!?! My stomach is churning and my @$$hole’s puckering just thinking about it! Might be time to finally flush this steaming pile and move on…..

FECES!!!!!

 

[slickfazzer]

Thread should be SHELVED.

It sounds as though FH has found a solution to this skid mark issue.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Thread should be SHELVED.

It sounds as though FH has found a solution to this skid mark issue.

Slick so let me see if I got this straight…

Either FH needs to quit drinking or he can continue drinking, but if he does, then he has to deal with the crease grease?

Is that about right?

 

[slickfazzer]

Slick so let me see if I got this straight…

Either FH needs to quit drinking or he can continue drinking, but if he does, then he has to deal with the crease grease?

Is that about right?

Diggity I think you nailed it.

It seems this is directly correlated to beer drinking. When FH consumes 5 or more in one sitting,
he either shards himself, or has some form of leakage.

This creates the severely stained underwear, that unfortunately must be thrown out.

Stange but true.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Diggity I think you nailed it.

It seems this is directly correlated to beer drinking. When FH consumes 5 or more in one sitting,
he either shards himself, or has some form of leakage.

This creates the severely stained underwear, that unfortunately must be thrown out.

Stange but true.

He should switch from those piss-water cheap light lagers and move to something good and with some substance like a stout or IPA. Drinking 1 quality IPA is like drinking 3 Ultras so he’ll drink less too. Mix in some quality proteins with your beer like baked chicken, lose the empty carbs (you’re already drinking beer) and processed $#!T, and he’ll be fine.

 

[slickfazzer]

These are great ideas Malted.

Hopefully FH is taking all the great advice in this thread seriously.