Tell me a joke

[Franz555]

I just hate when that happens....

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

" Oh the times they are a changing ".....View attachment 63187

Good to see at least this guy still kept his racist heritage intact…..

 

[Tanko]

" Oh the times they are a changing ".....View attachment 63187

I didn't know if I should laugh or be scared by this old guy's post.
Its funny but dayam, I pray its sarcasm.

Where did you find this Franz?

 

[Tanko]

I just hate when that happens....View attachment 63188

I want to join this bike club. Really really really bad.
I don't have a bike but I guarantee you I can keep up.

 

[Franz555]

I didn't know if I should laugh or be scared by this old guy's post.
Its funny but dayam, I pray its sarcasm.

Where did you find this Franz?

Most of the funnies that i post are from a group of old soccer teammates ( Mostly English , Scottish , Welsh and me ....the token Kraut ).

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Most of the funnies that i post are from a group of old soccer teammates ( Mostly English , Scottish , Welsh and me ....the token Kraut ).

Little Johnny walked into class an hour late one morning.

His teacher asked, "Why are you so late today, Johnny?"

Little Johnny explained, "Well there was this little old lady outside looking everywhere for a $20 bill she had dropped. I was out there with her while she was searching for so long."

A bit surprised, the teacher tells him, "Well that was actually pretty kind of you to help her look for the money."

Little Johnny says, "Help her look for it? No ma'am, I couldn't take my foot off the fucking $20 bill until she left."

 

[Tanko]

What's worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with runs....

 

[Franz555]

 

[Franz555]

What's worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with runs....

Sometimes I feel like your not really trying Tanko

LOL

 

[Tanko]

Sometimes I feel like your not really trying Tanko

LOL

yeah.... It was weak.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

yeah.... It was weak.

It was shitty

 

[Tanko]

It was shitty

I think your reply was better than the original joke.
I should be banned for a week for such a poor post.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I should be banned for a week for such a poor post

@BobbyFK

 

[BobbyFK]

@BobbyFK

I can make that happen....................

 

[Tanko]

I can make that happen....................

R E P O R T E D

 

[BobbyFK]

R E P O R T E D

If you report something as stupid as this you may very well be banned. Be careful Tankster

 

[Tanko]

If you report something as stupid as this you may very well be banned. Be careful Tankster

LMAO.... Diggity got the joke. Genie got the joke. But it passed over your head by a mile.

 

[BobbyFK]

LMAO.... Diggity got the joke. Genie got the joke. But it passed over your head by a mile.

That's what it seems like

 

[Tanko]

@DiggityDaggityDo if Bobby bans me, I'll have to move out of the shed and will leave you the following items:

• The DVD collection of videos I made spying into your windows. I feel you should get these. I've been selling them on Ebay.
• Blow up doll (her name is Brenda, be gentle)
• The assortment of Diddy brand lotions/gels in the nightstand next to the bed.
• AM/FM radio. It only gets Christian music stations so find god...
• My collection of plastic straws and toothpicks. Worth several dollars.
• My most precious item... the painting I made of @flyingillini (my personal hero) and Ho Chi Minh. Display it proudly in your living room.

Send @maltedhopsfrenzy the Corona stored in the back corner. They are warm just like he likes it.
Send @BMR Genie the flashdrive hidden in the Costa Rica travel guide. It has ~10 BTC on it.
Send Bobby the pile of skid-marked underwear.

After you get this stuff out, you might want to burn the shed. There were a few nights of some disgusting activity involving bodily fluids that probably shouldn't be talked about.

Thanks.

 

[flyingillini]

@DiggityDaggityDo if Bobby bans me, I'll have to move out of the shed and will leave you the following items:

• The DVD collection of videos I made spying into your windows. I feel you should get these. I've been selling them on Ebay.
• Blow up doll (her name is Brenda, be gentle)
• The assortment of Diddy brand lotions/gels in the nightstand next to the bed.
• AM/FM radio. It only gets Christian music stations so find god...
• My collection of plastic straws and toothpicks. Worth several dollars.
• My most precious item... the painting I made of @flyingillini (my personal hero) and Ho Chi Mihn. Display it proudly in your living room.

Send @maltedhopsfrenzy the Corona stored in the back corner. They are warm just like he likes it.
Send @BMR Genie the flashdrive hidden in the Costa Rica travel guide. It has ~10 BTC on it.
Send Bobby the pile of skid-marked underwear.

After you get this stuff out, you might want to burn the shed. There were a few nights of some disgusting activity involving bodily fluids that probably shouldn't be talked about.

Thanks.

Please refer to Ho Chi "Minh" not "MIhn" as "Uncle Ho" Tankster, you are a hero here, nobody can ever ban you. You are worshiped here.