I told some MILF in the supermarket I had 10,000 on San Francisco today

[jjgold]

I was just picking up some things like milk, pickles, cereal, some bread and some condoms and we were casually talking about the big game. San Francisco is like the local team here I tried to impress her saying I had 10,000 on it.

Lol i’m lucky if I could scrape up $10 to play it

 

[Wagerallsports]

Did she offer you her employee discount?

 

[JDS]

Alex I’ll take $500 for things that never happened.

 

[ttwarrior1]

jj, thats how you pick up the women. Just leave out the gambling part. Say you only did a 5 buck parlay

 

[Tanko]

Was she HAWT JJ?


And under 70?

 

[jjgold]

jj, thats how you pick up the women. Just leave out the gambling part. Say you only did a 5 buck parlay

Yeah, that’s where I screwed up. Probably sounded like I was a degen

 

[BigJay]

I was just picking up some things like a loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of buttah

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

jj, thats how you pick up the women. Just leave out the gambling part. Say you only did a 5 buck parlay

Wait. Which one is he supposed to do?

Leave out the gambling part? Or say he did a 5 buck parlay?

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

I tried to impress her saying I had 10,000 on it.

10,000 pennies = $100

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

10,000 pennies = $100

10,000 Dong = $0.38 USD

 

[BigJay]

Dong

 

[JDS]

10,000 Dong = $0.38 USD

 

[aikman.tr]

Yeah, that’s where I screwed up. Probably sounded like I was a degen

Ur words just reflected ur reality

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I was just picking up some things like milk, pickles, cereal, some bread and some condoms and we were casually talking about the big game. San Francisco is like the local team here I tried to impress her saying I had 10,000 on it.

Lol i’m lucky if I could scrape up $10 to play it

JJ did the milf notice that you had pickles and condoms in your cart?

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

JJ did the milf notice that you had pickles and condoms in your cart?

Safety first JJ - you don’t want to blow out your “O” ring. Lube that pickle up, too…..

 

[jamesy2422]

Alex I’ll take $500 for things that never happened.

-1000 this never happened

 

[BobbyFK]

If anything, you probably turned her off. She probably thinks you’re a degenerate.

 

[JDS]

-1000 this never happened

I love how we often talk about stuff that coach day dreams/imagines throughout his day, hilarious.

 

[Reload]

Need to invite her to the casino while you watch the game. Make it seem like a big sweat.

 

[pete0]

was it the same like before when u used ur sisters 100$, JJ ?

CALL ME !