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phillyflyers

phillyflyers

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Philly we need to hear a racist vacoroo from u to solidgy your legend racist status.
It would go viral, bro.

I got stories for days. I'll tell you one now, had me rolling on the ground tears coming out of my eyes I was laughing so hard...

My boy Brian, one day it snows like a mother fukker in Philly over a foot.

His car gets stuck on a street and he can't move. He can't leave his car there so he waits in it for 2 hours.

He finally sees another car make a turn and come down the street he's on.

Car stops just behind him. Out pops two black guys.

Older one says you stuck? You need a hand?

My boy says yeah been stuck here for 2 hours now.

Guy says no problem and hooks my boy's car to his vehicle and pulls him out and gets him free.

My boy says that was great, how much do I owe you?

Guy says aw don't worry about it, happy to do it.

My boy says "thanks niggers" and got in his car and drove away.

🤣 šŸ˜‚ 🤣 šŸ˜‚ 🤣 šŸ˜‚
 

europro

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It would go viral, bro.

I got stories for days. I'll tell you one now, had me rolling on the ground tears coming out of my eyes I was laughing so hard...

My boy Brian, one day it snows like a mother fukker in Philly over a foot.

His car gets stuck on a street and he can't move. He can't leave his car there so he waits in it for 2 hours.

He finally sees another car make a turn and come down the street he's on.

Car stops just behind him. Out pops two black guys.

Older one says you stuck? You need a hand?

My boy says yeah been stuck here for 2 hours now.

Guy says no problem and hooks my boy's car to his vehicle and pulls him out and gets him free.

My boy says that was great, how much do I owe you?

Guy says aw don't worry about it, happy to do it.

My boy says "thanks niggers" and got in his car and drove away.

🤣 šŸ˜‚ 🤣 šŸ˜‚ 🤣 šŸ˜‚
Lmfaooooo yall crazy in philly!
 

phillyflyers

phillyflyers

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Lmfaooooo yall crazy in philly!
Here's another true story...

Me and my friends were 16 and two older heads that hung on our corner got jobs at the same bar, one a bartender, the other a bouncer.

Perfect setup, right? So they tell us come to the bar after 9 pm and we'll let yous in and yous can drink all night.

We're like fukk yeah let's do it.

Bar was on South Street and back then on weekdays you'd see homeless people out on the street.

We get there at around 9:30 happy as fukk, we start drinking, talking to crazy college girls, next thing we know, it's 2 am and the bar is closing.

So we're leaving with these college chicks and we get outside the bar and start walking back.

Next thing we know, homeless black guy approaches us out of nowhere.

Walks up and says you got any money for me, I'm hungry as hell.

My boy looks at him and says we got money but what are you gonna do for us?

Dude looks at him and says what you mean? What you want?

My boy says can you sing?

He says yeah I know a song. My boy says ok if it's good we'll all give you $20.

I will never forget until I die the following...

Dude stands back and says check this out...

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fukked up trip...

That started on this tropic port aboard a fukked up ship..

the mate's coked up since yesterday, arguing with the sky,

says he saw a mermaid once, but it was probably just a fly,

the skipper be tripping on the deck, got eyes like neon soup,

he's steering with a frying pan, whole crew's in one fukked up loop..."

I literally fell on the ground, hunched over, with tears coming out of my eyes from laughing so hard.

He did a crackhead version of the theme song from Gilligan's Island.

We all gave him $20.
 

BobbyFK

BobbyFK

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Here's another true story...

Me and my friends were 16 and two older heads that hung on our corner got jobs at the same bar, one a bartender, the other a bouncer.

Perfect setup, right? So they tell us come to the bar after 9 pm and we'll let yous in and yous can drink all night.

We're like fukk yeah let's do it.

Bar was on South Street and back then on weekdays you'd see homeless people out on the street.

We get there at around 9:30 happy as fukk, we start drinking, talking to crazy college girls, next thing we know, it's 2 am and the bar is closing.

So we're leaving with these college chicks and we get outside the bar and start walking back.

Next thing we know, homeless black guy approaches us out of nowhere.

Walks up and says you got any money for me, I'm hungry as hell.

My boy looks at him and says we got money but what are you gonna do for us?

Dude looks at him and says what you mean? What you want?

My boy says can you sing?

He says yeah I know a song. My boy says ok if it's good we'll all give you $20.

I will never forget until I die the following...

Dude stands back and says check this out...

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fukked up trip...

That started on this tropic port aboard a fukked up ship..

the mate's coked up since yesterday, arguing with the sky,

says he saw a mermaid once, but it was probably just a fly,

the skipper be tripping on the deck, got eyes like neon soup,

he's steering with a frying pan, whole crew's in one fukked up loop..."

I literally fell on the ground, hunched over, with tears coming out of my eyes from laughing so hard.

He did a crackhead version of the theme song from Gilligan's Island.

We all gave him $20.
That’s great šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚
 
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