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Mark Sanchez in critical condition after being stabbed in Indy

DiggityDaggityDo

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Sometimes the alcohol gets away from you - especially if you don’t eat, or mix in a water, or start getting talked into doing shots of Fireball 🤣.

But seriously, when you’re having a great time, drinks are flowing, and you’re dancing, partying, gambling, whatever-ing, you can lose control pretty quickly. Luckily for me, I’m not a violent guy by any means - but it seems like Dirty Sanchez has some issues.

But, just like every celebrity that gets caught doing something stupid - He’ll probably write a book about his ‘experiences’, do the whole ‘Mea Culpa’ tour, go on all the talk shows, wash, rinse, repeat…..

He didn’t kill anybody (luckily) and now it’s time to ‘learn’ from his ‘mistakes’…..
He’ll be just fine…..
Hopper, post a picture pounding beers.
 

maltedhopsfrenzy

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HAve you tried any San Tan Brewery beer yet?

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I don't know if you're aware of it, but Arizona has some of the strictest DUI laws in the country. A DUI conviction will lead to mandatory jail time.
I didn't realize it at first, but even if you blow below the legal limit you can still be arrested If the cop feels your alcohol consumption is affecting your ability to control your vehicle.
 

maltedhopsfrenzy

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I don't know if you're aware of it, but Arizona has some of the strictest DUI laws in the country. A DUI conviction will lead to mandatory jail time.
I didn't realize it at first, but even if you blow below the legal limit you can still be arrested If the cop feels your alcohol consumption is affecting your ability to control your vehicle.

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My wife doesn’t drink…..

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quantumleap

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Sounds like a setup for police to abuse the law.
Yeah. It also seems like a case of opinion rather than a case of fact.

Cop: Well, your honor, I saw Hopster weaving within his lane. Based upon his reputation I could tell the alcohol consumption was affecting his driving. He blew a 0.05%.

See how ridiculous that sounds?
 

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How great would it be if Drew Brees went out tonite, got drunk, and tried to fight some dock worker in an alley?!?!

I wonder if Brees called Sanchez for any pointers..... Not the dock fighting part... on the announcing part. Probably not. I can imagine Sanchez is persona non grata at fox.
 
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