Tell me a joke
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"An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me.”
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek, and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: Then you use to bite my neck”
Angrily, he threw back the bedclothes and got out of bed.
“Where are you going?” she asked.
“To get my teeth!”
She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me.”
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek, and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: Then you use to bite my neck”
Angrily, he threw back the bedclothes and got out of bed.
“Where are you going?” she asked.
“To get my teeth!”
maltedhopsfrenzy
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TBH I didn't know if I should laugh or cry about this one Genie.
I think it's accurate to have both reactions, Tank. Laugh and cry.TBH I didn't know if I should laugh or cry about this one Genie.
"A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night, the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same s*xy negligee she had worn on their wedding night. She looked at her husband and said, “Honey, do you remember this?”
He looked up at her and said, “Yes, dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married.”
She said, “That’s right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?”
He nodded and said, “Yes, dear, I still remember.”
“Well, what was it?” she asked.
He responded, “As I remember, I said, ‘Oh baby, I’m going to suck the life out of those big t*ts and screw your brains out.'”
She giggled and said, “Yes, honey, that’s exactly what you said. So, now it’s 50 years later, and I’m in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?”
Again, he looked up at her, and he replied, “Mission accomplished.”
He looked up at her and said, “Yes, dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married.”
She said, “That’s right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?”
He nodded and said, “Yes, dear, I still remember.”
“Well, what was it?” she asked.
He responded, “As I remember, I said, ‘Oh baby, I’m going to suck the life out of those big t*ts and screw your brains out.'”
She giggled and said, “Yes, honey, that’s exactly what you said. So, now it’s 50 years later, and I’m in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?”
Again, he looked up at her, and he replied, “Mission accomplished.”
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