Tell me a joke

[BMR Genie]

"When I went to apply for Social Security, I realized I’d forgotten my ID.
The clerk asked me to unbutton my shirt, and when she saw my silver chest hair, she said, "That’s proof enough," and processed my application.
Excitedly, I told my wife the story when I got home.
She said, "You should’ve dropped your pants; they might’ve given you disability too."
And that’s when the fight began."

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they.
The Brunette went home and straight to bed so she could get an early start the next morning.
The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date.
The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opened the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No!" she says, "Yesterday I nearly got caught!"

 

[Franz555]

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

 

[edawg]

Reporter: You Pig!
Man: No no pigs.
Reporter: Why because your Muslim?
Man: No because they will squeal on you.

 

[Tanko]

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

 

[Franz555]

 

[BMR Genie]

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[flyingillini]

The joke of the day.

What’s the difference between Tankster aka @Tanko and Diggity aka the new @DiggityDaggityDo ??????

 

[JDS]

The joke of the day.

What’s the difference between Tankster aka @Tanko and Diggity aka the new @DiggityDaggityDo ??????

One has a large penis & one does not.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

The joke of the day.

What’s the difference between Tankster aka @Tanko and Diggity aka the new @DiggityDaggityDo ??????

This better be good.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

One has a large penis & one does not.

Damn Tanko

 

[BMR Genie]

Tanko left with the small size, since DDD already claimed the big size first.

 

[Tanko]

Damn Tanko

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I always thought I was well endowed... (see pic)....
You must be huge.....

 

[Tanko]

One has a large penis & one does not.

Dayam...

I guess its all relative though to what someone might consider small.

 

[Tanko]

The joke of the day.

What’s the difference between Tankster aka @Tanko and Diggity aka the new @DiggityDaggityDo ??????

This better be good.

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[DiggityDaggityDo]

Dayam...

I guess its all relative though to what someone might consider small.

Tanko yeah. Like this girl would probably thing you are HUUUUUUUGE.



By the way, where’s Fidels?

 

[pipe]

Back in the old days in the 70s there was this rich white woman and she went to the grocery store and she saw a young black man when she walked outside. Back in the day a dollar was a lot. So she said to him.. Can you please take the groceries out to my car for a dollar I will.. Can You drive me home for? For a dollar r I will.. Can you bring the groceries upstairs for a dollar I will. You get the picture he's making money. Can you take your clothes off for a dollar I will. Can you remove my clothes for a dollar I will. Can you f*** me in the bed for a dollar I will. Meanwhile the husband was across the street watching her from a second story apartment with binoculars. He runs into the bedroom and the black kid hides under the bed. He pushes her on the bed And he said remember I told you If I ever catch you fucking around I would pull every hair outta your pussy one by one. Well I was across the street and saw you. He pushes her on the bed and starts plucking her pussy hairs.. And he said to one of the last few hairs. C'mon out you little dirty black bastard. And the nigga comes out from under the bed. For a dollar I will.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Tanko yeah. Like this girl would probably thing you are HUUUUUUUGE.

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By the way, where’s Fidels?

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Back in the old days in the 70s there was this rich white woman and she went to the grocery store and she saw a young black man when she walked outside. Back in the day a dollar was a lot. So she said to him.. Can you please take the groceries out to my car for a dollar I will.. Can You drive me home for? For a dollar r I will.. Can you bring the groceries upstairs for a dollar I will. You get the picture he's making money. Can you take your clothes off for a dollar I will. Can you remove my clothes for a dollar I will. Can you f*** me in the bed for a dollar I will. Meanwhile the husband was across the street watching her from a second story apartment with binoculars. He runs into the bedroom and the black kid hides under the bed. He pushes her on the bed And he said remember I told you If I ever catch you fucking around I would pull every hair outta your pussy one by one. Well I was across the street and saw you. He pushes her on the bed and starts plucking her pussy hairs.. And he said to one of the last few hairs. C'mon out you little dirty black bastard. And the nigga comes out from under the bed. For a dollar I will.