Minny Fatty I Need A Few Tips For An Ugly Guy

[jjgold]

Do I have any hope?

YOUR A FUKKIN MASTER OF THE PUSSY

 

[sunshine11]

Get a toupe. Increase wiener size with a vacuum pump. Lol

 

[fishhead]

JJ

Get a spider wig

 

[JDS]

Get a toupe. Increase wiener size with a vacuum pump. Lol

I would recommend a “hydro pump“ instead aka a bathmate.

 

[fishhead]

JJ
Amazon, South Point, and me your friends.

 

[jamesy2422]

jj good call on seattle today

 

[BobbyFK]

I would recommend a “hydro pump“ instead aka a bathmate.

A what? Never heard of either of them

 

[JDS]

A what? Never heard of either of them

Naturally helps with erection strength & girth for the ladies. You gotta know how to use it properly though or you could damage your penis lol.

 

[MinnesotaFats]

Confidence and quick wit buddy

Act like you don't give a fukk and make them laugh...not with long jokes that build to a punch line, but quick observational wit.

Drink a cocktail or imported beer in a glass

Don't think there's greener grass...the first wounded animal you see you pounce on it and drag it back to youre layer....

 

[fishhead]

A what? Never heard of either of them

YOU'RE HUNG LIKE A RENTED BULL, NO NEED

 

[jjgold]

Confidence and quick wit buddy

Act like you don't give a fukk and make them laugh...not with long jokes that build to a punch line, but quick observational wit.

Drink a cocktail or imported beer in a glass

Don't think there's greener grass...the first wounded animal you see you pounce on it and drag it back to youre layer....

That could work, I have a glimmer of hope

 

[fishhead]

JJGOLD is actually rather attractive.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

make them laugh...

Works on me, and I’m a dude…..

 

[BobbyFK]

YOU'RE HUNG LIKE A RENTED BULL, NO NEED

How would you know?

 

[BobbyFK]

JJGOLD is actually rather attractive.

Wtf.........

 

[MinnesotaFats]

@jjgold do you have a signature "move"?

like-
a quick bra unhook
a sneaky kiss to the lips when greeting
hand inadvertently touches thigh
caressing lower back

OR

passionate oral (rumor worthy)
good thrusting
extreme stamina or multiple rounds
open mindedness to MMF?

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

@jjgold do you have a signature "move"?

@jjgold - expert at ATM…..

 

[BobbyFK]

@jjgold - expert at ATM…..

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Without the hat JJ cleans up well

 

[BigJay]

Without the hat JJ cleans up well

 

[luigimangione]

Don't think there's greener grass...the first wounded animal you see you pounce on it and drag it back to youre layer....

Excellent advice. When does GayJ come out of the closet?