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phillyflyers

phillyflyers

Joined
Aug 8, 2024
Messages
7,375
These fukkin whores!

Get on her OnlyFans.

Special only $30.

What is it? It's a fukkin mystery.

I gotta find out. It could be pussy.

Ok. It's only $30 fukk it.

The fukk is this? Covered tits?

Who the fukk wants to see that?

Show me the goods.

Ok. $100.

Fukk it. It's only $100 who cares?

A topless bikini pic?

I seen better on fukkin Google.

YOU FUKKIN WHOER!

You're no different than a fukkin hooker!

At least with a hooker a dude gets laid.

Show your tits to some other fukkin fool.

I can't believe you gave a bikini pic for $100.

YOU FUKKIN WHOER!

Would you like a private show?

What the fukk is that, I never heard of it.

It's just for you, no one else.

What does that mean? I get to see you do things no one else can?

Yes.

How much for that?

It depends.

On what?

On what you want to see and how much you're willing to spend for it?

Well since you fukked me out of $100 for a gotdamn bikini pic, the parameters have changed.

Oh? What changed?

What I want to see.

What do you want to see?

It depends.

It depends on what?

If you want to keep me as a customer or not.

Of course I do. What is it you want to see?

Well, before I only ever wanted to see your pussy but that's changed.

What do you want now?

Well now, I want to see you spread out on a bed wearing a spiked dog collar while you try to deep throat a horse dildo while at the same time shoving the fat end of a baseball bat in your pussy with 4 fingers in your ass.

Think you'd be down for that? Remember, the customer is always right.

Long pause.....

How much are you willing to pay for that?

YOU FUKKIN WHOER!!

NOT A FUKKIN DIME!

YOU THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS?!

I WASN'T. I WANTED YO SEE IF YOU'D BE WILLING TO DO IT AND YOU WERE!

YOU FUKKIN WHOER!!

YOU'RE WORSE THAN A HOOKER!

FUKK YOU I'M OUT! DON'T EVER CONTACT ME AGAIN!

Take a lesson, boys.

These whoers are willing to do ANYTHING for money.
 
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JDS

JDS

Joined
Dec 11, 2021
Messages
52,613
It's not whore, it's whoer.

You gotta get the lingo and accent down right.
Click on link if you wanna laugh your ass off.

 

pipe

pipe

Joined
Aug 3, 2022
Messages
7,230
These fukkin whores!

Get on her OnlyFans.

Special only $30.

What is it? It's a fukkin mystery.

I gotta find out. It could be pussy.

Ok. It's only $30 fukk it.

The fukk is this? Covered tits?

Who the fukk wants to see that?

Show me the goods.

Ok. $100.

Fukk it. It's only $100 who cares?

A topless bikini pic?

I seen better on fukkin Google.

YOU FUKKIN WHOER!

You're no different than a fukkin hooker!

At least with a hooker a dude gets laid.

Show your tits to some other fukkin fool.

I can't believe you gave a bikini pic for $100.

YOU FUKKIN WHOER!

Would you like a private show?

What the fukk is that, I never heard of it.

It's just for you, no one else.

What does that mean? I get to see you do things no one else can?

Yes.

How much for that?

It depends.

On what?

On what you want to see and how much you're willing to spend for it?

Well since you fukked me out of $100 for a gotdamn bikini pic, the parameters have changed.

Oh? What changed?

What I want to see.

What do you want to see?

It depends.

It depends on what?

If you want to keep me as a customer or not.

Of course I do. What is it you want to see?

Well, before I only ever wanted to see your pussy but that's changed.

What do you want now?

Well now, I want to see you spread out on a bed wearing a spiked dog collar while you try to deep throat a horse dildo while at the same time shoving the fat end of a baseball bat in your pussy with 4 fingers in your ass.

Think you'd be down for that? Remember, the customer is always right.

Long pause.....

How much are you willing to pay for that?

YOU FUKKIN WHOER!!

NOT A FUKKIN DIME!

YOU THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS?!

I WASN'T. I WANTED YO SEE IF YOU'D BE WILLING TO DO IT AND YOU WERE!

YOU FUKKIN WHOER!!

YOU'RE WORSE THAN A HOOKER!

FUKK YOU I'M OUT! DON'T EVER CONTACT ME AGAIN!

Take a lesson, boys.

These whoers are willing to do ANYTHING for money.
Dead!! 😂
 

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Joined
Aug 3, 2022
Messages
7,230
I've never even been on the platform before. But if it ain't taking some dick in the bed. I have no interest. Kinda like going to the strippers club and not fucking. It's just not my thing. Kinda the you can look but not touch.
 
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Joined
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Them bitches deploy tons of AI bots to talk the $$$$ right out of your pocket. Most of them are out getting coked and fuked out of their minds while their AI bots are makin the $$$$
And why not simps will pay man. Ez 🤑
 

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There's the deal and what's up man. ☝️ ☝️
 

Wagerallsports

Wagerallsports

Joined
Mar 6, 2018
Messages
65,902
Doesn’t Onlyfans have a list of most popular members who are legit in what some guys are looking for ?

As for the females being tricksy charging for what turns out to be a sham, I guess they don’t understand that they are burning the bridge with all of those paying members and they obviously won’t be ever be back and fall for that again…
 

jamesy2422

jamesy2422

Joined
Jun 1, 2025
Messages
114
when horny, i have fallen into this trap. then you realize you have a $15 sub to a girl who only shows thong shots. are they nice? sure. but why pay when it is not hardcore? i really feel like onlyfans should be hardcore only or there should be a site for hardcore. to charge for pg-13 pics is tacky.
 
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