Malted’s Drunken Degenerate Football Parlay/Teasers

[jjgold]

Malty lets go make a video and pur 5x cases of your beer down the drain and start fresh

 

[BigJay]

Malty, just once I want to see you crack open a Miller High Life.

Congrats on your Poster of the Year award man!! Well deserved!

 

[BMR Genie]

I do not know.

I do know that I would do anything for her though.

ANYTHING.

Wait, Genie said she was mine....

It's okay for me if you find a side chick, Stevek. Especially, with that beauty in DDD's post.

 

[stevek173]

Perfect!

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Perfect!

You lucky dawg

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Malty lets go make a video and pur 5x cases of your beer down the drain and start fresh

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Malty, just once I want to see you crack open a Miller High Life.

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Thinking of doing some of these, never tried a MHL michelada - and I’ve already got the spicy mix, hot sauce, olives, & limes…..

 

[Tanko]

@phillyflyers :

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Thinking of doing some of these, never tried a MHL michelada - and I’ve already got the spicy mix, hot sauce, olives, & limes…..

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You SOB. You told me the Amberbock was all gone.

 

[jjgold]

Multi you’re a cheap son of a bitch. I’ve been begging you for three cases of Molson and you fucking ignore me.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

You SOB. You told me the Amberbock was all gone.

There was one left in the door, I misplaced it , got drunk last week & didn’t see it ,was saving it for you…..

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

@phillyflyers :

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Thinking of doing some of these, never tried a MHL michelada - and I’ve already got the spicy mix, hot sauce, olives, & limes…..

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[Tanko]

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You had me with just the first picture. That's all I needed to be sold.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

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Smart move, adding the olives, so Tanko doesn’t steal your drink.

 

[BMR Genie]

What is the menu for the Super Bowl game, Malted?

 

[keithrichard]

Smart move, adding the olives, so Tanko doesn’t steal your drink.

I get pissed when they don't put olives in my bloody marys.

 

[Tanko]

I get pissed when they don't put olives in my bloody marys.

My father was the same but with Gibson's.... had to have 5 onions or forget it.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Hopper, is this guitar any good?

Oh Also, what about the drum set? Is it any good?

 

[Tanko]

Hopper, is this guitar any good?

Oh Also, what about the drum set? Is it any good?

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Malted would you let her be in your band?

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Malted would you let her be in your band?

Tanko, if she is in Hopper’s band, I’m going to every show.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Hopper, is this guitar any good?

Oh Also, what about the drum set? Is it any good?

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That’s a Fender Precision - that’s the exact bass our bass player used, same color & everything. I’ve played it before, it’s a great bass - great tone, great “live” sound. IDK $#!T about drums - our drummer had a kit made & customized for him. Only thing I know how to drum is the intro part to ZZ Top’s “Gimme All Your Lovin’”…..

And if that chick was in our band, I never would’ve left…..