Would any of you jump on a polar bear to save your wife from attack?

[BigJay]

Canada man jumps on polar bear to defend wife from attack - BBC News

The man suffered serious but non-life threatening injuries during the incident in the country's far north.

www.bbc.com

 

[BigJay]

 

[charliebrown]

Polar bears only bear to eat humans

 

[BobbyFK]

I would probably be killed in the process

 

[aikman.tr]

In 20 years, the Polar Bear will have no habitat to exist in.

 

[RRsilver]

That would be my story.
What I tell the family,
" I did all I could do" By the time I got over there it was too late.

What really happened,
Hell, I was the one that pushed her out in the open, so he would see her.

 

[JDS]

Of course I would, man instincts for me surface, and my body & mind is filled with adrenaline I would not even fear God. In that moment it’s life or death for me.

 

[djefferis]

Dog definitely

Wife maybe

Joking of course.

I mean instinct kicking in would probably make me - but then again what the hell is my wife doing hanging around with a polar bear?

 

[str]

Of course. It goes without saying.

pretty sure I’d mutter an oh F**k on the way in though.

 

[Tanko]

I think most would do the same.
If not, maybe, just maybe you shouldn't be married.

 

[djefferis]

 

[jjgold]

Depending I guess if you’re having marital problems if she had any money

 

[KidsToFeed]

I wouldn't need to... I'd be really scared for that poor bear.

 

[JDS]

I wouldn't need to... I'd be really scared for that poor bear.

Joke or not you’re in a fucked up marriage dude lol, life is too short break away from her. Trust me I’ve been in your shoes. Let me know if I’m misreading your post LMFAO.

 

[RRsilver]

I think most would do the same.
If not, maybe, just maybe you shouldn't be married.

Now that's a little tough on men thinking of self-preservation. Instead of being without one parent, now my 7 children have to grow up with, no parents. So, of course I would only be thinking of my kids growing up in the system, instead of being in a loving home with one living parent. Thinking of them being mistreated is all that could hold me back.
Kinda, like Ryan Day standing on the side watching the crazy fight on the field. last week. YOU DID SEE THOSE 5 GUYS HOLDING HIM BACK, LIKE I DID, RIGHT.

 

[stormtrooper8]

Yes

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

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Two men are walking through the forest. Suddenly, the see a bear way off in the distance heading towards them. They turn and start running away. But then one of the men stops, takes some running shoes from his bag, and starts putting them on.
“What are you doing?” says the other man. “Do you think you will run faster than the bear with those?”
“I don’t have to run faster than the bear,” he says. “I just have to run faster than you.”

 

[Tanko]

Three men are discussing whose wife is the most stupid.

"Mine bought a kitchen for $10,000 - and she cannot even cook!"
"Yeah, mine bought a car for $20,000 - and she cannot drive!"
"Ah, that's nothing. Mine bought 128 condoms for a business trip - and she does not even have a penis!"

 

[RRsilver]

I was talking to a couple guys at work. They began to talk and brag about how much sex they had on their honeymoon.

First guy was bragging, and said we only stayed 5 days, and we had sex 200 times.
Next guy said really! We only stayed 4 days, and we did it 300 times.
I told them we stayed all week and had sex 3 times.
They said, what, you only had sex on your weeklong honeymoon 3 times? What is wrong with you?

I told them, my wife is still getting used to it. She must not be as experienced, as yalls wives.