Why would you leave home on Thanksgiving? The women slave by the sweat of their brow to make you a meal while you watch football, drink, eat, and blow farts in your couch just like the good Lord intended!
When millions of Americans sit down for Thanksgiving dinner this month, they will retell the story of peaceable Pilgrims gathering with their Native American neighbors to enjoy the bounty of a fruitful harvest.
“It’s frustrating when the holiday is reduced to a third grade play with construction paper Pilgrim hats,” he said. “I think we could have Thanksgiving without the fake story behind it all. Lincoln’s idea of taking a moment to think about what we do have rather than what we fear is enough, and I don’t feel like we need Puritans to teach us how to do that.”
Meek Mill has shared some thoughts on Thanksgiving, claiming it's a "fake" holiday that shouldn't be celebrated, but that he still plans to celebrate it anyway.