Why is JJ Gold Always Complaining About…

[coachtaylor]

Not getting laid?

My metrics have him at…

Looks = 6.2

Personality = 9.1

Gambling Acumen = 3.3

These are solid overall numbers. What gives? Small pecker? No game? I find it hard to believe JJ can’t talk to a woman. Guy has the gift of gab.

No homo on all of this of course.

GL

 

[jjgold]

bald kills me

 

[Tanko]

Not getting laid?

My metrics have him at…

Looks = 6.2

Personality = 9.1

Gambling Acumen = 3.3

These are solid overall numbers. What gives? Small pecker? No game? I find it hard to believe JJ can’t talk to a woman. Guy has the gift of gab.

No homo on all of this of course.

GL

Maybe he doesn't let them talk Coach T. That could the the problem.
Is he a good listener? Because woman love to talk.

 

[Tanko]

bald kills me

That can't be it.
I bet Vin Diesel, Jason Statham, and Dwayne Johnson getting all kind of scratch.

 

[coachtaylor]

bald kills me

i disagree with this.
Most guys over 40 are bald or going bald

Women have accepted this.

 

[BobbyFK]

bald kills me

Don't forget the small cock

 

[Tanko]

Don't forget the small cock

Yeah, but if he plays it right, they won't know that until he's about to score. Then most women will just let it happen. Granted they may never return to this store again but the deed would have been done.

 

[coachtaylor]

Yeah, but if he plays it right, they won't know that until he's about to score. Then most women will just let it happen. Granted they may never return to this store again but the deed would have been done.

Extremely sharp post.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Yeah, but if he plays it right, they won't know that until he's about to score.

Unless he’s wearing sweatpants…..

 

[BobbyFK]

Unless he’s wearing sweatpants…..

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Actually with sweatpants on it looks pretty big. He can fool a lot of people

 

[aikman.tr]

Likely has to do with inability to carry on a conversation with a female.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Actually with sweatpants on it looks pretty big. He can fool a lot of people

Nope - JJ’s got the ‘Irish Curse’…..

 

[Tanko]

Unless he’s wearing sweatpants…..

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Unfortunately....

 

[lekidecincinnati]

jj have u cinsidered stuffing ur pants like the women stuff bras

 

[coachtaylor]

I don’t think it’s the small pecker. Like Tanker said, it doesn’t matter because the woman isn’t seeing it until you’re about to pipe her.

My theory is that JJ is a homebody that isn’t giving himself any at bats.

JJ - do you want to meet up and talk to CHICKS?

 

[jjgold]

That can't be it.
I bet Vin Diesel, Jason Statham, and Dwayne Johnson getting all kind of scratch.

Lol

.000005% example

stars don’t count

 

[Tanko]

Lol

.000005% example

stars don’t count

Famous people don't count????
WTH?

OK, here's on that's not famous.
Derrick, A guy in his 50s at work. Bald as a baby's butt. Picks up chicks left and right. He'd give Minny a run for his money on body-count. In no better shape than you JJ.

Bald has nothing to do with it.

 

[Tanko]

I don’t think it’s the small pecker. Like Tanker said, it doesn’t matter because the woman isn’t seeing it until you’re about to pipe her.

My theory is that JJ is a homebody that isn’t giving himself any at bats.

JJ - do you want to meet up and talk to CHICKS?

Coach T. Maybe you are right. He just needs a few pointers.
Some advice to make him more confortable around the women.

 

[KingKolzig]

Always looking at the male waiters while on dates doesnt help

 

[jjgold]

Bald not in at all unless black or Hispanic